Annoying, childish, and overused Jokes and Expressions

Reliah wrote: Lucky you. Now you'll probably be seeing it everywhere lol

You Only Live Once

what...but...

For people who say that, I have two words: the Force!!!!

things people over 50 don't want to hear...

Last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur!

That's an oldie but a goodie!

"I remember when" - please don't say this to me
I was born the year the last State was inducted into the Union. Unless your over 60yo, you don't get to say "remember when"!

Here's another annoying saying...

"Come on, why won't you do it? Are you CHICK-EN??? Bwuk Bwuk Bwuuuuk!"

"Learn_To_Know, you are hereby sentenced to 10 days of community service for..."

I'm so sick of hearing that boiler-plate expression! After the 3rd time you'd think they'd come up with a new way to sentence someone.

Geez!

This one's annoying to:

"LTK, we've found your conduct unbecoming a professional in your field..."

So tired of that one, too.

(Oh wait...am I on the right thread?)

On that same note...

"Boy, do you know how fast you were going?"

Why don't you tell me and I'll know if my speedometer is right!

Is this 20 questions, or are you illiterate?

I can't see through my beer goggles! How Fast?

HAHA Phortis, 'sir is their any reason for you to be speeding'

Adder wrote: 'sir is their any reason for you to be speeding'

Um yes sir!

I heard there was a speed trap around here and i was hurrying to get out of the area..

"Playing the race card already, HMM.......":evil:

"That's what she said." That one got old fast.

hellisforhorses wrote: That one got old fast.

That's what she said. :blush:
Ha! :laugh: Sorry, Hellisforhorses.