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29 Jun 2014 14:24 #151437 by
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When I was a kid, my English teacher looked my way and said, "Name two pronouns."

I said, "Who? Me?"

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07 Sep 2014 12:51 #158714 by
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tzb mentioned Last Rites and I thought, "gee, what do you say to a dying Jedi?"

Then it hit me:

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
The Force is with me, but this place is a bust

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07 Sep 2014 13:10 - 07 Sep 2014 13:11 #158717 by Alexandre Orion
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Jamie Stick wrote: tzb mentioned Last Rites and I thought, "gee, what do you say to a dying Jedi?"

Then it hit me:

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
The Force is with me, but this place is a bust

:blink:

:laugh:

:angry: ... no.

:cheer:

;)
Be a philosopher ; but, amidst all your philosophy, be still a man.
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Chaque homme a des devoirs envers l'homme en tant qu'homme.
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09 Sep 2014 04:25 #158967 by
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My phone auto-corrected "for" to "Freud". Next thing you know I'll be typing one thing and get mother.

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09 Sep 2014 04:41 - 09 Sep 2014 04:43 #158968 by RyuJin
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09 Sep 2014 04:49 #158969 by RyuJin
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There's a lake named fargen that freezes over...once a year they trap polar bears ...how do they do it?

They go and cut a hole in the ice and line it with fish, then when the polar bear leans over to grab the fish you kick him in the fargen ice hole...
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17 Sep 2014 07:30 #160402 by
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If a vegetarian eats vegetables, then I guess I could get behind being a humanitarian.

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04 Oct 2014 20:56 #163193 by
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A month or so ago there was discussion about the use of quantum in science fiction and how the term is grossly misused, so I couldn't resist...

SCHRÖDINGER'S JEDI: THE FORCE IS BOTH WITH AND NOT WITH YOU!

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11 Dec 2014 03:08 - 11 Dec 2014 03:09 #173464 by
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Eating spicy food is like having your body sit down for a game of poker. Your stomach always wins while your sinuses and intestines always get cleaned out.
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11 Dec 2014 04:32 #173474 by Alexandre Orion
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Jamie Stick wrote: Eating spicy food is like having your body sit down for a game of poker. Your stomach always wins while your sinuses and intestines always get cleaned out.


... yet you can only expect to witness a "flush" only long after the game has ended. The more spicy the food (Vindaloo, for example) the more 'royal' the flush. And if the game lasted especially long, one could see the vestiges of an especially "full house".

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