Jamie Hams It Up

Since I like to tell jokes that may or may not be funny but are certainly not meriting their own thread for each individual joke, I thought I'd just start one thread and post new jokes every now and then. Sound good? Good.

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There was a boy and his father sitting in their living when the father puts down his newspaper and says, "Son, has anyone told you about... Uh, well, the birds and the bees?"

"NO!" Screams the boy with violent protest. The father sits aghast at his sons reaction and waits for an explanation. The boy takes a deep breath and says, "when I was six you told me the Easter bunny wasn't real, when I was eight you told me that Santa wasn't real, and just last year you told me the Tooth Fairy isn't real either. If you tell me that sex isn't real then I have nothing to live for."

I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like, "O, Mg."

Luthien wrote: I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like, "O, Mg."

And all the chemistry jokes argon.

Why don't we make more Star Wars jokes here?

haha that's a good one

What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun?





































Luke warm


dun dun PING! :silly:

Why did Jabba refuse to hire Han Solo?

Why does C3PO still talk when he's disassembled?

Android wrote: Why does C3PO still talk when he's disassembled?

because he has different parts or farts lol

I feel bad for the forum administrators...

You know when you hit "edit" and there's a segment that asks what your reason for editing was? I fill those out...

"Farted while typing and hit submit too soon"
"Cat attack"
"Fell asleep meditating"

And sometimes I'm just letting my educational privilege show...

"Minor syntax error"