Jamie Hams It Up
05 Apr 2014 03:39 #143583
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Since I like to tell jokes that may or may not be funny but are certainly not meriting their own thread for each individual joke, I thought I'd just start one thread and post new jokes every now and then. Sound good? Good.
There was a boy and his father sitting in their living when the father puts down his newspaper and says, "Son, has anyone told you about... Uh, well, the birds and the bees?"
"NO!" Screams the boy with violent protest. The father sits aghast at his sons reaction and waits for an explanation. The boy takes a deep breath and says, "when I was six you told me the Easter bunny wasn't real, when I was eight you told me that Santa wasn't real, and just last year you told me the Tooth Fairy isn't real either. If you tell me that sex isn't real then I have nothing to live for."
There was a boy and his father sitting in their living when the father puts down his newspaper and says, "Son, has anyone told you about... Uh, well, the birds and the bees?"
"NO!" Screams the boy with violent protest. The father sits aghast at his sons reaction and waits for an explanation. The boy takes a deep breath and says, "when I was six you told me the Easter bunny wasn't real, when I was eight you told me that Santa wasn't real, and just last year you told me the Tooth Fairy isn't real either. If you tell me that sex isn't real then I have nothing to live for."
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05 Apr 2014 07:52 #143591
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I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like, "O, Mg."
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06 Apr 2014 04:02 #143625
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And all the chemistry jokes argon.
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Luthien wrote: I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like, "O, Mg."
And all the chemistry jokes argon.
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10 Apr 2014 02:08 #143985
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Why don't we make more Star Wars jokes here?
Warning: Spoiler!
They're always so Forced.
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10 Apr 2014 19:20 #144036
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haha that's a good one
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10 Apr 2014 20:26 #144047
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What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
Luke warm
dun dun PING! :silly:
Luke warm
dun dun PING! :silly:
“For it is easy to criticize and break down the spirit of others, but to know yourself takes a lifetime.”
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12 Apr 2014 16:55 #144237
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Why did Jabba refuse to hire Han Solo?
Warning: Spoiler!
He showed up stoned.
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12 Apr 2014 19:33 #144248
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Why does C3PO still talk when he's disassembled?
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12 Apr 2014 19:35 #144249
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because he has different parts or farts lolAndroid wrote: Why does C3PO still talk when he's disassembled?
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19 Apr 2014 22:32 #144908
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I feel bad for the forum administrators...
You know when you hit "edit" and there's a segment that asks what your reason for editing was? I fill those out...
"Farted while typing and hit submit too soon"
"Cat attack"
"Fell asleep meditating"
And sometimes I'm just letting my educational privilege show...
"Minor syntax error"
You know when you hit "edit" and there's a segment that asks what your reason for editing was? I fill those out...
"Farted while typing and hit submit too soon"
"Cat attack"
"Fell asleep meditating"
And sometimes I'm just letting my educational privilege show...
"Minor syntax error"
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