Lazy Jedi

It just came to me that a Lazy Jedi would have to be one with the Dark side. I figure this because only a Darksider would lay on the floor eating skittle, scratching his stomach while innocent people were being harmed. Man, I am so leaning to the Dark side!

Eh, me too. Only without the Skittles.

...I should probably walk up to the store and snag some. But then I'd go against the \"lazy\" factor.

(Which is probably a good thing.)

You have obviously never been in a war zone.

Dobin Conas wrote:

You have obviously never been in a war zone.

Why, do they lie on the floor eating skittles a lot during wars? :blink:

Day after Thanksgiving in Walmart

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now thats a war zone.

Ah, my posts suck...

mddeitz wrote:

Day after Thanksgiving in Walmart

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now thats a war zone.

Meanwhile, the day before Christmas is a mob of forgetful and desperate individuals.

(People like me, haaa...)

Quite the opposite my friend. Real \"Darksiders\" as you so eloquently put it love it when people like that sit on their backsides ignorant of the world changing around them. The only Dark side \"backsiders\" experience are the emptiness of their minds.

Hoe Dee Doe young man little miss Mr. and Mrs. & Ms.

This is the single one thing that [appears] to go against the movie conception of The Force. (Why it really does not is an entire lecture).

Light does not equal difficult and good.

Dark does not equal easy and powerful.

There IS a light and dark side in conventional language just as there is day and night.

Beyond Jedi Master there is Master of The Force. It's the Ph.D. of Jediism.

MTFBWYA,

Br. John+

The Dark Side IS a bit easier, though, isn't it? It's rather easy to let anger and rage get the best of you... to fall out of the calm seas, into a raging typhoon.

Though, yeah, it isn't necessarily powerful... you can do a lot of damage, but it tends to be a bit chaotic and unfocused.

This all depends if you are a Star Wars movie \"darksider\" or a real world down to earth follower of the Dark side.