If I had a Forum Game

Here's a simple, yet surprisingly fun and involving forum game that we can play. Here are the rules, summary of the game, and examples.

Rules:
1. Every sentence can be unique in its own way, but it must follow the basic pattern:
"If I had (a) ~, then ~.

2. Only Star Wars related terms. (If you want to change the topic, create your own forum post.)

3. Keep things clean. No derogatory/offensive sentences. Try to keep profanity to a minimum.

4. Repeating terms is fine, but try not to do it too often.

Summary of the Game:
Basically, you see what the previous person has posted. In the "then ~" portion of the sentence, find a Star Wars term that you would like to use in the "If I had a ~" portion of your sentence.

Example

Person 1: If I had a Wookie, then I'd play Star Wars Chess with it.

Person 2: If I had a Star Wars Chess Set, I'd bully a droid with it.

Person 3: If I had a droid, then I'd have it fix my X-Wing Fighter.

Person 4: If I had an X-Wing Fighter, I'd fly through the Death Star Trench.

ETC.


Ready? Go!

If I had an R2 Unit, I'd have it fix my Tie Fighter.

If I had a Tie Fighter, then I'd hunt the Millennium Falcon

If I had a Millennium Falcon, then I'd keep my lightsaber in it.

If I had a lightsaber, then you will respect mah authoritah

If you respected my authority, then I would be the Emporer!

heh

I would be the emperor the day greedo shot first

If I met Greedo, then I would sit in the Mos Eisley Cantina.

If I had the Mos Eisley Cantina, then I'd maintain control without the bureaucracy.

If I had bureaucracy, I wouldn't need the Republic Senate.