Rants far and wide

i got accepted by a girl on tinder but when i messaged her, she told me she thinks im a creep

and then this post began on a new page, making it much less clever than i thought it was going to be

For any parents who don't remember being a toddler:

Your toddler doesn't give a shit about you, or your plans, and threatening them with bed time or anything else is not likely to work - They are absolutely willing to die for their cause*.



Also, you look like knob when you argue with someone two and a half feet tall who can barely get out a sentence and lose.





*Edit: Important to know - the cause may change abruptly and with no apparent reason. It is not your position to determine the value or validity of their causes, transient as they may seem to you.

Would anything else like to break on my car? I still have a couple of pennies left.

Nothing like the truth to offend you huh? You do stupid things you get suspended, suspension admin calls you out on you bullish and you get offended suspension teacher gets a lecture on handling it better..............Just go smoke cigarettes behind the stairs over and over see where it gets you uhg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are 18 yrs old grow up!

Days like today remind me why I really just need a macbook -_-

And the racer is off! Fresh out the gates he goes, as if a day had never passed! Will this lap end the same way as the last one, who knows? Stay tuned, folks!

Yes, I'm a military member, dressed in uniform, using a cane. Yes I need it, Yes it's on my profile. No I don't need your judgmental stares. What I also don't need is an unexpected $150 taken out of my account. Haven't gone grocery shopping for next week yet, still have one bill that is coming out that is more than what's in my account. Was going to treat myself to my favorite fast food for lunch today... Now I'm angry and too frustrated to work on the craft project I was so excited about yesterday.

Thanks for showing me where I really stand.... No, really. Thanks. At least now I know better. Know better than to trust you and actually hope.

The worst part about interviews is how, after the fact, you're left with all this time to think about all the different ways you could have answered things -_-