A Bit of Fun

Greetings Each

I was sat down watching TV last night I heard the other half call out. What would you like for dinner my darling.Chicken,Beef or Lamb? I replied Chicken would be fine thanks. Not you ,you fat lazy git you're getting soup I was talking to the cat LOSLMSHS :woohoo:

A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost...She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted:
'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.'
The man below replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.'
'You must be an Engineer,' said the balloonist.
'I am,' replied the man, 'how did you know?'
'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is probably technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all.
If anything, you've delayed my trip by your talk.'
The man below responded, 'You must be in Management.'
'I am,' replied the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'
'Well,' said the man, 'you don't know where you are nor where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air.
You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault.

LOL thats my job

Its good to know I am not the only one who thinks this way :evil: :evil:

Greetings Keith Renshi

Good to see you up and about..ish Get well soon my friend

MTFBWY

Mike

Thank you my friend.

I look forward to being able to get about soon, I feel as if my family have their very own tiny Tim for Christmas this year !!!!!! :woohoo:

Take care of you and I look forward to seeing you really soon.

MTFBWY

TO ALL MY FRIENDS,FAMILY AND ANY OTHERS

I MAY HAVE SAID AT SOME TIME OR OTHER.
Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practice of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
Also a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically non-complicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted upcoming calendar year;
... 2012
But not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contribution to society in general have helped to make this country great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race , creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
orientation of the wishee.
This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
Note; ‘holiday’ in the context as used herein is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organised or ad-hoc religious community,group, individual or belief (or lack thereof). Also please note that by accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason, or for no reason at all.
This greeting is freely transferable with no obligation to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the wishee her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of the same.
THIS GREETING IS VOID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.....


Yours in Budo

Mike

Damn you need help my friend !!!!

You have far to much time on your hands to write that :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Take care of you my good friend

Greetings Keith Renshi

I swiped it off a mate on FB.lol To good not to share

It's always good to share my friend.

A little laughter goes a very long way, a smile day helps us to remember who we are.

Take care of you my friend, have a damn good day :silly: :silly: :silly:

MTFBWY

Greetings Each

Just to good not to share lol . I just love this sort of humor :laugh: :woohoo:

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his
level and beat you with experience.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on
my list.

3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in
public.

6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left..

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not
putting it in a fruit salad.

8. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and
then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from
many is research.

10. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is
where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted
paychecks.

12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says,
'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'

13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down
the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still
think they are
sexy.

15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall
of a successful man is usually another woman. (This one
sounds like
a politician.)

16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a
parachute to skydive twice.

18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier
to live with.

19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone
down so they can't get away.

20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

21. You're never too old to learn something stupid. (I learn
this everyday!)

22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call
whatever you hit the target.

23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car.

26. Where there's a will, there's relatives.

Yours in Budo

Mike