A Bit of Fun

Greetings each

Thaught I'd add a bit of humor to the day

WHAT HOPE DO MEN HAVE ? LOL
After having an argument with a woman,the final reply I received was 'I know you think you understand what I have just said,but you need to understand,what you heard me say . May well not be what I meant '

SECRET
A secret is something a woman tells everyone not to tell anyone.

SIGN
This it painted on a wall of the Bexley Cricket and Squash club in Kent NO BALL GAMES

TIXYLIX
This is a cough mixture for children here in UK.On the label it reads...Caution may cause drousiness do not operate or drive machinery
The same applies to Nightnurse which oddly enough is suppose to make you sleepy lol

WHY
Are traffic lights always on red regardless of which direction you come from.
Do I always get the shopping cart with a wobbly wheel.
does the shortest queue take the longest.

That will do for now me thinks lol

The Force be with you all

Yours in Budo

Mike

Love it! Very funny, well done MikeBudo.

MTFBWY

Greetings each

Found this the other day ,so will add it .

What chance do we men have , In a conversation (argument) with a woman. The final reply from her was 'I know you think you understand what I said ,but you must understand that what you heard me say ,may well not be what I mean' ...DOOOOMED we be DOOOOOOMED lol....enjoy.

Yours in Budo

Mike

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I sat down with my children and spoke to them with sincerity.I said.'If ever the day comes when I appear to be in a vegitive state supported by a machine and liquids, I want you to pull the plug.

They promptly switched the PC off and took away my beer..AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH LOSLMSHS

Have a happy smiley day

The force guide you all

Yours in Budo

Mike

Ummmm...

No one I know.... lol...

Loved it!

Thanks Mike...

Greetings each

Unlike some recently mentioned football ster here in the Uk..If I'm cought having it off with a young buxom female...I don't care who you tell lol

Have a nice day ...Smile

The good lady was in the kitchen. I hear her ask and what would you like fro dinner lmy love Chicken beef or salmon ..I'll take the chicken thank you dear I reply......Oi Lard ass ,you're getting soup...I was talking to the cat ....LOSLMSHS


Yesterday the CEO domestic engineering was taking to our friends next door. I heard her say. Oh! Sometimes I wake up grimpy....But most of the time he gets up on his own lol

Have a happy smiley day

The force be with you all

Mike

Haha, very funny Br. Mike, because its so real! It reminds me of my mother who used to ask me, son do you want chips or rice for tea; I tell her rice; and she asked me as to what the matter is and whether I don`t like chips any more.

MTFBWY

Greetings

Thanks Master Jon.I had a few others,however they were of a sensitive nature so I decided not to post them. Better safe than sorry me thinks.

Yours in Budo

Mike

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And there I was thinking that I was very popular among my friends..Only to find out ,that the picture of me on their mantle piece was keep their children from getting to close to the fire ..loslmshs

Have a nice day

Yours In Budo

Mike