Nimrod Socialism

Heavenly Warrior wrote: The Last Jedi Review

Problem: Leia Floating Through Space
Solution: Leia died. Ben saved her just like Darth Vader saved Tarkin.

Problem: Rey’s Parents
Solution: Rey was kidnapped by junk traders and sold to Unkar Plutt. Rey’s real dad is the Master Codebreaker. She was a youngling at Luke’s temple. Ben saved her and took her back to her Unkar Plutt.

Problem: Luke Dies
Solution: Luke became one with the Force.

Problem: Too Much Humor
Solution: What humor?

Problem: Snoke is too tall to be Tarkin.
Solution: Snoke has fake legs, just like the two jawas in his throne room.

Problem: Battlestar Galactica plot.
Solution: This was needed to show that Poe can’t lead the Resistance. Help me, Lieutenant Connix. You’re my only hope.

Problem: Luke says Darth Sidious and laser sword.
Solution: Luke has been talking to his dad.

So does this make Rose Frankenstein's monster?
I mostly just want to bump this thread

Rex wrote:

Heavenly Warrior wrote: The Last Jedi Review

Problem: Leia Floating Through Space
Solution: Leia died. Ben saved her just like Darth Vader saved Tarkin.

Problem: Rey’s Parents
Solution: Rey was kidnapped by junk traders and sold to Unkar Plutt. Rey’s real dad is the Master Codebreaker. She was a youngling at Luke’s temple. Ben saved her and took her back to her Unkar Plutt.

Problem: Luke Dies
Solution: Luke became one with the Force.

Problem: Too Much Humor
Solution: What humor?

Problem: Snoke is too tall to be Tarkin.
Solution: Snoke has fake legs, just like the two jawas in his throne room.

Problem: Battlestar Galactica plot.
Solution: This was needed to show that Poe can’t lead the Resistance. Help me, Lieutenant Connix. You’re my only hope.

Problem: Luke says Darth Sidious and laser sword.
Solution: Luke has been talking to his dad.

So does this make Rose Frankenstein's monster?
I mostly just want to bump this thread

Thanks for the bump! Rose did use some of his lines. Do you think Lieutenant Connix is Leia's daughter?

Heavenly Warrior wrote: Thanks for the bump! Rose did use some of his lines. Do you think Lieutenant Connix is Leia's daughter?

The actress is, but I never thought of it in the series...

The Pig, The Wolf, and The Beast
by The Heavenly Warrior

Prometheus, Cain, Nimrod
Darwin, Voltaire, The Pig
Darwin, Schopenhauer, The Kaiser
Darwin, Wagner, The Wolf
Darwin’s Rottweiler, Singer; Or, Wagner’s Shih Tzu, The Beast

Heff'e warrior!!

I, your humble disciple, have been on pilgrimage as you requested of me. I have learned much and this poem has been icing on the cake. It has secured for me the last piece of the puzzle to complete enlightenment. I am now ready to take on students of my own as I walk at your side!

So in light of the new upcoming Han Solo flick, will the beast's next head (perhaps a mouse head) be revealed???
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The Tragedy of Dr. Hegel the Wise by The Heavenly Warrior

I think Dr. Hegel might have been the Dark Lord of the Socialists. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then Dr. Hegel died of cholera.

I think that William Huntington Russell might have been Dr. Hegel’s apprentice. I think Russell might have helped start the American Civil War. I think he might have died of an aneurysm after tried to stop some boys from throwing rocks at birds. I think Nietzsche might have had an aneurysm when he tried to stop a man from beating a horse. I think Nietzsche’s aneurysm might have caused brain damage. I think William H. Taft might have been a promoter of eugenics.

“Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages.”

I thought that Thomas Edison might have been the founding father of Globalism. But now I think the quote above might be fake. Now I think the founding father of Globalism might have been Hegel or Russell.

References

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Wilhelm_Friedrich_Hegel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Huntington_Russell
en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Thomas_Edison
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLUG1tIbBLg
www.cbsnews.com/news/sith-invites-bush-comparisons/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antony_C._Sutton
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY7giiyfJ0A
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Singer
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Dawkins
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra

The Tragical History of the Life and Death of Goethe the Wise by The Heavenly Warrior

I think Goethe might have become the Dark Lord of the Socialists after Hegel died. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then he died on March 22nd. I think William Huntington Russell might have been his apprentice. I think 322 might mean Genesis 3:22 or 3:22 PM or 322 BC or March 22nd.

Heavenly Warrior wrote: The Tragical History of the Life and Death of Goethe the Wise by The Heavenly Warrior

I think Goethe might have become the Dark Lord of the Socialists after Hegel died. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then he died on March 22nd. I think William Huntington Russell might have been his apprentice. I think 322 might mean Genesis 3:22 or 3:22 PM or 322 BC or March 22nd.

My reaction to today's episode of Nimrod Socialism:

I'm just really happy to see that this thread is still going :lol: