Bribing Jestor...

Connor Lidell wrote: Darnit... I thought this was the Jedi Pyramid thread. It was on another tab... and I got really really confused for a minute there...

Connor -- :lol:

All things considered, this one is more consequent than the Jedi Pyramid thread. I would have loved seeing the look on your face though ...

Connor : "What the .... !!" :S

If this is a Nestle Tollhouse ship, where is the dough? — Commander, tear this ship apart until you’ve found those cookies. And bring me the bakers, I want them alive!

"Your father wanted you to have these when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damned fool eating habits like your father did.

-- What is it ?

-- Your father's cookies. It's the delicacy of a Jedi Knight, not as clumsy or random as gummy bears. An elegant taste of more civilised times."

Had to add this...

Reliah wrote: Had to add this...

LOVE




I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the cookie win.

Luminous cookies are we, not this crude batter.

Dough matters not. look at me. Judge me by my chewiness, do you? Hmm? Hmm? And well you should not. For my ally is the cookie. And a delicious ally it is. Yeast bakes it. Makes it rise. Its addictiveness surrounds us and binds us.

Brenna wrote: Luminous cookies are we, not this crude batter.

You must...feeeel the cookies around you. Here, between you, me, the pan, the oil, everywhere, yes. Even between the dough....and the oven.

(Jestor will surely agree with this one:)

A Jedi's strength flows from cookies!


Vader was seduced by the dark side of cookies.

Cookies?

(Chuckles.)
Cookies is what gives a Jedi his power. It's a doughy field created by all living things. Its deliciousness surrounds us, penetrates us, and sticks our galaxy together.

Obi-Wan: It was said that you'd bake cookies! Not destroy them!
Bring balance to the mixture. Not leave it to WASTE!

Anakin: I ATE YOU!!!!!

Obi-Wan: You were my fellow baker, Anakin...

Bake or bake not. There is no fry.