Bribing Jestor...

Darnit... I thought this was the Jedi Pyramid thread. It was on another tab... and I got really really confused for a minute there...

lol...I do that on occasion....have multiple threads open...but only on the laptop...

Too.....many.......puns.......pun.......overdose............imminent

"What's so important ? What's he carrying ?

-- The cookies of that battle-station. I only hope that when the cookies are analysed, Jestor's weakness can be found. It's not over yet ..."

Boring conversation anyway. Jestor, we’re gonna have cookies!

Alexandre Orion wrote: "What's so important ? What's he carrying ?

-- The cookies of that battle-station. I only hope that when the cookies are analysed, Jestor's weakness can be found. It's not over yet ..."

Brilliant!

OH ! How could we have forgotten ???

"But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some cookies ..."

(gayest line in the Saga)

Or :

"This station is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.

-- Don't be so proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of cookies."

I find your lack of cookies disturbing...

"Princess Leia, before your diet, I would like you to be my guest at a ceremony that will make these cookies operational. In a way, you have determined the choice of the planet to be fed first. Since you are reluctant to tell me the location of the rebel bakery, I've chosen to test this stations cookies on your home planet of Alderaan.

-- No, you can't ! Alderaan eats healthy, we have no oven !

-- You prefer another snack, a healthier snack ? Then name the system.

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-- I grow tired of asking this, so it will be the last time : where is the rebel bakery ?

-- Danone, they eat Danone ...

-- There you see, Lord Vader, she can eat reasonably. Continue with the operation, you may open the cookie jar when ready.

-- What!?!

-- You're far too trusting, Danone is too healthy to make an effective demonstration, but don't worry, we'll deal with your rebel friends soon enough.

-- Nooo ..."


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This Thread is so much fun !!!!