Recipe for Pork chops, if you like pickles too.

If you don't like pickles, then I advise you against trying this. Well it's really simple, plus I once figured it out when I ran out of spices. Okay, cook the pork chops, just as you normally would. It's done when you cut into it, and it's white. Deadly if you eat it while pink or red. While it's cooking, just pour pickle juice into your pan, but DO NOT BREATHE THE FUMES. Hot pickle juice makes a very powerful mist fume. When you're done you can eat it, don't worry it's supposed to taste like pickles.

1. Find woman
2. Get woman to cook food
3. Eat

:silly:

I'm just joking, I buy food pre-made

Very funny

Why does it have to be a woman ?

One can chain men to a stove too, you know ...

My daughter keeps me chained to the stove! :woohoo:

I know how you feel.