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03 Dec 2012 19:15 #82361 by
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A photon checks into a hotel, and the desk clerk asks: "Do you need help with your luggage?"

The photon replies: "No thanks, I'm traveling light."

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03 Dec 2012 22:10 #82381 by
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Hehehe...:laugh:

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04 Dec 2012 03:22 #82425 by
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What's brown and sticky?

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04 Dec 2012 13:38 #82455 by
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04 Dec 2012 13:46 #82456 by Wescli Wardest
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A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" :unsure:
The bartender replied, "For you, no charge.";)

hahahahhahahha :woohoo:
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04 Dec 2012 13:49 #82457 by Wescli Wardest
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How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?

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04 Dec 2012 13:55 - 04 Dec 2012 13:56 #82458 by Wescli Wardest
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E=mc2

(Energy equals milk chocolate squared)... especialy for kids! :P


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04 Dec 2012 17:37 #82476 by RyuJin
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what did yoda tell the hotdog vendor?

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04 Dec 2012 17:48 #82480 by
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2 cows are standing in a field

cow 1 looks at cow 2 and says, "moooooo"

cow 2 looks back at cow 1 and says, "hey...that's what I was gonna say!"

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04 Dec 2012 21:54 #82530 by
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2 men walk into a bar, the first says to the bartender, "I'll have some H2O."
The second says, "That sounds good, I'll have some H2O, too."

The second man dies.

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