bubble wrap

'If you'll excuse me, I am going to go upstairs and stomp this'- my 6 yr old son Aidan yesterday after dinner, in a very serious demeanor.

I keep saying I should start collating these into a book called 'aidanisms' and give it to him when he gets older, but its few and far between that I remember to write down.

Y'all got any good kid sayings?

One of my youngest nephews was asked "who's daddy"...he proceeded to walk over to my brother in law, pull down his diaper, and urinated on his leg.

My youngest niece (when she was 4) ran up to me when I came to visit and said "unca john guess what" I looked at her and said "what"...to which she replied "I wiped my own @$$"...

My nephew (again) came to visit a couple weeks ago (he's 9 now) and we played army of two...he kept moving his character over the enemy corpses and repeatedly crouched on them saying "teabag, teabag, teabag"

WOW. I guess i was more of a buble wrap type of kid