The Jedi Way - A Movie Trailer (in Text Format)
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Note that I only intend this fictional plot to be a type of "fanfiction" about the Jedi and our religion of Jediism. In general, many movies and fictional stories have been written about a variety of religions: "The Book of Eli" and "The Crucible" to name a few. I fully understand that our religion of Jediism isn't a "role playing game" of any sort (so no need to point that out to me - just enjoy the "movie" trailer!)
Also, I decided (just for funzies) that I'd include some of the Council Members into my movie trailer as characters. First of all, I am very sorry if I offended any of the Council members based on how I portrayed them in this "trailer". But don't take it seriously!
Also, I am very sorry for not including anyone else in this movie trailer! In all honesty, this was due to there being way too many of you around. You all are my friends, so I didn't want to include only some of you.
With that, enjoy the story!
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Background Information: It is the year 2052. The Temple of the Jedi Order has long become a widely accepted religious organization, and rather recent philosophers, scientists, and researchers have found unanimous worth in the religion of Jediism. Over the past forty years, new discoveries in Metaphysics, Newtonian, and Medical Sciences have led the most powerful nations to study Jedi concepts.
A major split has occurred within the Temple of the Jedi Order. In essence, it has been divided into two Temples: The Temple of the Classic Jedi Order, and The Temple of the Imperial Jedi Order.
Half of the Jedi have pledged their unwavering support to the United Kingdom and American governments, and have resolved to lead a worldwide conquest in the effort of spreading Jediism and uniting all people under one religion. They have agreed, in compromise with the European and American leaders, to rename their organization The Temple of the Imperial Jedi Order.
Half of the Jedi remain loyal to the original Temple, and have renamed their organization The Temple of the Classic Jedi Order. They have vowed to prevent the Imperials from spreading the religion by force, and have refused to ally themselves with any government - maintaining the importance of the separation of Church and State....
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(Intro Music)
AnjuuFilms presents...
in collaboration with RenTech...
Sponsored by Jestorage Facilities...
Duuuun!
(Birds Eye View of a black and red White House)
Duuuuuuuuun!
Birds Eye View of black and red London, England)
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!!
Loyalist: We were once lovers.....enemies of hatred.....
Hopers......for the Despaired...
Light.......for the Darkened...
JEDI.....United by a common force.....
(View of Soldiers dressed in Jedi Robes. They surround a bruised prisoner tied in a post in the middle)
Now,
Faith is left....
(Soldiers raise staffs)
crushing any doubt....
(Soldiers slam staffs in unison)
Injured abundant.....no one pardoning
(A cry of pain.)
(On one of the soldiers, a picture of the TOTJO symbol sliced right in half....it fades away....)
No one loving....No one loved...
(Switch to a government office)
Interrogator: We are far past trivial cures for cancer....AIDS..... Alzheimer's....
We are here to achieve the ultimate tools!
Jedi Prisoner: It is in pardoning....that we are...par....doned....
Interrogator: My patience grows thin...you loyalist filth........tell me the key to the crystal matrix....
Jedi Prisoner: And it is....in dying...that we are born...to...eternal....
Interrogator: The one your TRAITOROUS leaders stole from us nearly a decade ago....TELL ME!!!
Jedi Prisoner:........The FORCE is with me always, for I am a Jedi!!!!
Interrogator: So be it....
(Stark Black Blade flips - he slices once and the loyalist falls limp...)
Interrogator......Report back to our Supreme Sergeant of Technology....
Imperial Jedi #1: Already dialing....
(into communicator) We have failed to secure the key, my Lord, Ren.....
(Switch Scenes to Underground Loyalists Camp:)
Loyalist #1: Grand Master Jestor! They have executed Master Mestu!
Jestor: No....my friend.....Nooooooo!
(GM War Beauty puts her hand on Jestor's Soldier)
War Beauty: We must declare it....We must declare an assault.....
(Switch Scenes)
Damion Storm: A message from the Imperial Jedi Council....the Imperial Order has declared the arrest of ALL suspected sympathizers to the loyalist insurgents...
*Gasp!
*Woah!
*Children, inside!
(Switch Scenes)
Br. John: The time for peace offerings is OVER! We must act upon our persecuted brethren, and the restoration of our original order!
(Switch Scenes)
Ren: I declare the IMMEDIATE DRAFT of ALL citizens into the Imperial military.
(Switch Scenes to Mark Anjuu - a Loyalist. He holds a hilt connected to a bulky power box attached to his chest.)
Mark: I hope my designs came soon enough.
(He activates his blue LIGHTSABER)
(Music!)
Dun Dun Dun!
(Loyalists raise their lightsabers)
Dun Dun DUN!
(Imperials raise their black staffs)
Dun Dun Dun
Dun Dun Dun
Dun Dun Dun
DUN DUN..........
(Star Wars Imperial Tune)
THE JEDI WAY
(Black Screen)
And so the battle for control of the Force finally came to Earth....
Also, I decided (just for funzies) that I'd include some of the Council Members into my movie trailer as characters. First of all, I am very sorry if I offended any of the Council members based on how I portrayed them in this "trailer". But don't take it seriously!
Also, I am very sorry for not including anyone else in this movie trailer! In all honesty, this was due to there being way too many of you around. You all are my friends, so I didn't want to include only some of you.
With that, enjoy the story!
________________________________________________________________________________________
Background Information: It is the year 2052. The Temple of the Jedi Order has long become a widely accepted religious organization, and rather recent philosophers, scientists, and researchers have found unanimous worth in the religion of Jediism. Over the past forty years, new discoveries in Metaphysics, Newtonian, and Medical Sciences have led the most powerful nations to study Jedi concepts.
A major split has occurred within the Temple of the Jedi Order. In essence, it has been divided into two Temples: The Temple of the Classic Jedi Order, and The Temple of the Imperial Jedi Order.
Half of the Jedi have pledged their unwavering support to the United Kingdom and American governments, and have resolved to lead a worldwide conquest in the effort of spreading Jediism and uniting all people under one religion. They have agreed, in compromise with the European and American leaders, to rename their organization The Temple of the Imperial Jedi Order.
Half of the Jedi remain loyal to the original Temple, and have renamed their organization The Temple of the Classic Jedi Order. They have vowed to prevent the Imperials from spreading the religion by force, and have refused to ally themselves with any government - maintaining the importance of the separation of Church and State....
__________________________________________________________
(Intro Music)
AnjuuFilms presents...
in collaboration with RenTech...
Sponsored by Jestorage Facilities...
Duuuun!
(Birds Eye View of a black and red White House)
Duuuuuuuuun!
Birds Eye View of black and red London, England)
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!!
Loyalist: We were once lovers.....enemies of hatred.....
Hopers......for the Despaired...
Light.......for the Darkened...
JEDI.....United by a common force.....
(View of Soldiers dressed in Jedi Robes. They surround a bruised prisoner tied in a post in the middle)
Now,
Faith is left....
(Soldiers raise staffs)
crushing any doubt....
(Soldiers slam staffs in unison)
Injured abundant.....no one pardoning
(A cry of pain.)
(On one of the soldiers, a picture of the TOTJO symbol sliced right in half....it fades away....)
No one loving....No one loved...
(Switch to a government office)
Interrogator: We are far past trivial cures for cancer....AIDS..... Alzheimer's....
We are here to achieve the ultimate tools!
Jedi Prisoner: It is in pardoning....that we are...par....doned....
Interrogator: My patience grows thin...you loyalist filth........tell me the key to the crystal matrix....
Jedi Prisoner: And it is....in dying...that we are born...to...eternal....
Interrogator: The one your TRAITOROUS leaders stole from us nearly a decade ago....TELL ME!!!
Jedi Prisoner:........The FORCE is with me always, for I am a Jedi!!!!
Interrogator: So be it....
(Stark Black Blade flips - he slices once and the loyalist falls limp...)
Interrogator......Report back to our Supreme Sergeant of Technology....
Imperial Jedi #1: Already dialing....
(into communicator) We have failed to secure the key, my Lord, Ren.....
(Switch Scenes to Underground Loyalists Camp:)
Loyalist #1: Grand Master Jestor! They have executed Master Mestu!
Jestor: No....my friend.....Nooooooo!
(GM War Beauty puts her hand on Jestor's Soldier)
War Beauty: We must declare it....We must declare an assault.....
(Switch Scenes)
Damion Storm: A message from the Imperial Jedi Council....the Imperial Order has declared the arrest of ALL suspected sympathizers to the loyalist insurgents...
*Gasp!
*Woah!
*Children, inside!
(Switch Scenes)
Br. John: The time for peace offerings is OVER! We must act upon our persecuted brethren, and the restoration of our original order!
(Switch Scenes)
Ren: I declare the IMMEDIATE DRAFT of ALL citizens into the Imperial military.
(Switch Scenes to Mark Anjuu - a Loyalist. He holds a hilt connected to a bulky power box attached to his chest.)
Mark: I hope my designs came soon enough.
(He activates his blue LIGHTSABER)
(Music!)
Dun Dun Dun!
(Loyalists raise their lightsabers)
Dun Dun DUN!
(Imperials raise their black staffs)
Dun Dun Dun
Dun Dun Dun
Dun Dun Dun
DUN DUN..........
(Star Wars Imperial Tune)
THE JEDI WAY
(Black Screen)
And so the battle for control of the Force finally came to Earth....
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