Grandma In Court

GRANDMA IN COURT

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, \"Mrs. Jones, do you know me?\" She responded, \"Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.\" The lawyer was stunned!

Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, \"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?\" She again replied, \"Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, narrow-minded, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.\" The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, \"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair.\"

LMAO, that was to good, man some of the jokes that people come up with.

i just read this outloud to my whole family and we are still laughing

lol

ty

Bylar wrote:

i just read this outloud to my whole family and we are still laughing

lol

ty

Laughter is the best medicine they say

that's hilarious- i fell out of my char laughing.

Twsoundsoff wrote:

GRANDMA IN COURT

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, \"Mrs. Jones, do you know me?\" She responded, \"Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.\" The lawyer was stunned!

Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, \"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?\" She again replied, \"Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, narrow-minded, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.\" The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, \"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair.\"

...hahaha very good Master Tom. But also too true...

Never underestimate the power of the \"Granny\" that lives in a town where everyone knows everyone in one way or another. Your laudry will get washed if you ask that type of question when under oath!!! LOL, go Granny!!!

Ah she is ike a young child with out fear, to tell the truth when an adult ask a question you might want to think very carefully about the question and the answer. I love it.