Why did Darth Vader say "I am your father" and not "I am your daddy"?
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Darth Vader: "Luke. I am your daddy."
Luke: "......Really?"
Darth Vader: "......INDEED, my sooooon......
Luke: "Then, I hope you understand how you basically abandoned me at birth and forced me into a dysfunctional upbringing."
Darth Vader: ".....LUKE........
Luke: "And do you expect to compensate me for lost child support?"
Darth Vader: "......LOOOOOK My SUUUUUUUN........
Luke: "And I hope you wish to clear things up with Obi-Wan. I mean the guy was OUR master you know. I think you owe it-
Darth Vader: (Thinking) "....Why did I forget....Presentation is KEY.....I am your father......FATHER!!!@@@##@$$@!!!
