Witty Questions and Witty Answers - Forum Game

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23 Jul 2012 00:04 #67827 by
Instructions:
1. Type a witty answer to the question already asked.
2. Then type a new, witty question for the next participant.

Guidelines:
1. Be creative - there are no "wrong" answers!
2. Please follow the examples below.
3. No profanity of any kind, please.



(I'll start)



Why is fruit punch red?

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23 Jul 2012 00:05 #67828 by
Because it's a book.

Who buys candy canes?

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23 Jul 2012 00:05 #67829 by
Little, crippled candy people.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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23 Jul 2012 00:06 #67830 by
To gain fame and fortune as the most cliche joke topic.

Why is the sky blue?

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23 Jul 2012 00:29 #67832 by
Because purple clashes with green and brown.




Who gave the sharks freaking lasers?

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23 Jul 2012 03:13 #67846 by
People freaking out.

Why is the desert orange?

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23 Jul 2012 19:59 #67930 by
Ranges "a" through "n" had already been used

Why do things always look unfair?

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23 Jul 2012 23:20 #67946 by
Because if Goku quickly, he wouldn't have an excuse for being so weak next saga.


But seriously why does paint dry?

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24 Jul 2012 11:36 #67986 by
To provide God with some entertainment.

What is the ultimate question?

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24 Jul 2012 14:21 #67995 by
I don't know, the program didn't finish.


So why are there no lizards in the winter

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