My Favorite Joke

Ok so this is my favorite joke it has made me laugh many many times any i would like to see others draw pleasure from it aswell:)

Why do Morris dancers wear bells ?

So they can annoy the blind aswell :laugh:

Hope you enjoy it folks

A giraffe walks into a bar, and orders a glass of ale. Upon consuming his intoxicating beverage, he pulls out his conveniently concealed handgun and fires it at a nearby, male zebra - killing him. He then quickly leaves the premises.

The next day, the giraffe returns to the bar. The bartender, shocked at this brazen act, approaches the giraffe - a pepper spray canister behind his back. He angrily inquires, "why did you kill that zebra???"

The giraffe replies, "I'm a giraffe - look me up in the dictionary and it should make sense".


So the bartender does so and reads, "Giraffe - A long-necked animal that eats chutes and leaves."


BAZINGA!

I know a much ruder version of that joke that involves pandas....

lol

Here I go.
A chicagoan who sinned to much in life went to hell. Upon getting there, the devil made him work on eternally shoveling hot coals. When he came to check on the man, the devil found the man smiling and happily shoveling the coals. "Why are you happy?" said the devil. The man replied saying "This is just like August in Chicago! I love it here!". So the devil made a gale sweep down upon him and told him to get to the top of a 20 foot hill. But the closer you get to the top the harder it is to go up. When the devil came to check on him, he was surprised to see him happily trading up the hill. "Why are you happy?" the devil inquired. The man replied saying "This reminds me of home in the fall! This place is so great!". So the devil made it rain day and night upon the man. foxing him to constantly bail out the only shelter he had. The devil checked on the man and, not to his surprise, the man was STILL smiling. "Why are you smiling this time?" the devil asked. The man said "I lived right next to a river, so this is spring time for me!". Then the devil made the one thing chicago doesn't have very often, a 9 foot blizzard, and he has to shovel all the snow out of a 10 mile radius. When the devil came, this time he just gave him a questioning look, and the man said "YES! Hell finally froze over! The Cubs won the world series!"