is there anyone who is in the slightest mad?

im mad, dont be scared to say if you are. i want to know mad things you have thought, said or done lately. i will start:
... now that i think of it, im not mad or crazy. well, i will just eat my peanut butter, marmite and banana sandwich.:woohoo:

Lowfat cottage cheese and raspberries with a glass of chocolate milk!

Mad? Crazy? Me??....

I certainly hope so ...........

csmith wrote: a glass of chocolate milk!

A glass? lol

I had a litre of chocolate milk earlier today

a litre!!! isn't that bad for you?

'Oh, you can't help THAT.' Daline cooed, doing a perfect imitation of Sterling Holloway, 'Most everyone's mad here. Ah-ha... AH-HAHAHAHAHA!'

'Who said that?' Demanded her brother, his head snapping up as though he couldn't see her.

'Maybe it was Joe.' Suggested James.

'Joe who?' Akitaro asked, carefully cutting human shapes out of magazines that already had people in them, but nowhere near along the printed pictures.

'Joe, the one-eyed talking magic purple platypus.'

'Oh, I thought you meant Ashita no Joe.' Put in Kakeru, just as he was finishing with his lipstick and nail polish.

Jack watched all of this with feigned-feigned interest.

"Kendalina, why are all of the characters I create utterly insane?" She asked. Kendalina set down her beer and surveyed her fellow fictional creations.

'Well... since you wrote them all, I see only one thing they have in common...'

"Oh, shut up, Kendalina."

do you always write in story mode sapadu?

The maddest thing I've done. Hmmmmm??? . . . . Three things come to mind.

1. I had a Phall eating competition with some mates (A Phall is the hottest curry you can buy). It was one of the most painful experiences I ever had, but I won. Broken bones were less painful :pinch:

2. There's a quarry near me that I decided to climb free hand one day. (I was out on a run and it looked to be a worthy challenge). That was a couple of years ago now and I look back and think it was a daft thing to do. It was exciting at the time though!

3. Getting in the ring with a seven time world champion kickboxer 'for practice'. It was only three rounds and I spent the majority of it getting battered.

first, lol at seraph arel! those are pretty good...

not counting military exploits as that is part of a job, and ALSO thinking that i have not been as crazy as i think i have been, i have:

* skydived several times on 2 continents (aus and here in the US)
* scuba dived with sharks on the barrier reef (heard whale song underwater with my own ears while there)
* run alone through a rain forest later found (the hard way) to be controlled by bolivian cocaine processors
* got married