Anarchy in the UK

Cups of tea come up a lot in chat. This might help to explain.

My house must be a riot zone in that case! Please don't call the police on me lol

'Oh dear.' Nash muttered, stirring a spoonful of honey into his Master's cup.

'I know- whatever shall we do, now?' His Master agreed, accepting his afternoon tea and breaking off a crumpet to dunk.

'Perhaps we should hold protests.' Akitaro suggested, accepting a very different cup from Shinshi, whom was conducting an outright tea ceremony.

'No, we need to write to our ministers and have them pass a new law about tea into existence.' James countered.

'Or deport all the coffee drinkers into some other country.' Taro agreed, with mock solemnity.

Why were all Jack's characters so weird?