Join the dark side, it is your destiny

Free lightsaber you say...

I was going to joint he dark side but to be honest... where is it?

The trouble with it being dark and all you see is that it's kind of hard to find...

There aren't even any signposts or anything!

Dodge wrote: Free lightsaber you say...

yes. the gray side offeres free training of both the light and dark side with guides to stop you misusing them. also the lightsabers would be thrown in as a gift from your masters for doing so well.
if you want to join fill out this form
name:..................................
birthdate:.............................
where you live:........................
why you joined:........................

this is so you can be added to the temple of the gray order.com
legal stuff and all that...