world religions simplified

Taoism: **** Happens.
Hare Krishna: **** Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism: This **** Happened Before.
Islam: If **** Happens, Take A Hostage.
Zen: What Is The Sound Of **** Happening?
Buddhism: When **** Happens, Is It Really ****?
Confucianism: Confucius Say \"**** Happens\".
7th Day Adventist: **** Happens On Saturdays.
Protestantism: **** Won't Happen If I Work Harder.
Catholicism: If **** Happens, I Deserve It.
Jehova's Witness: Knock, Knock \"**** Happens\"
Unitarian: What Is This ****?
Mormon: **** Happens Again, And Again, And Again.
Judaism: Why Does This **** Always Happen To Me?
Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This ****.

haha, waking up, checking the site, and having this as the first thing I read in the day was awesome, thanks for the laugh

believe it or not i found that at the naruto forum on onemanga's website...it took me 2 days to find it again so i could post it...but was worth it, and to make sure i can find it easily again i saved it...:laugh:

Nice....

Thet/we always have something in common...

I agree, Jasper, log on here and first post I read gives me a chuckle....

Thanks RyuJin...