Church Bulletin Bloopers: Prayers and Illnesses

Due to the rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: God Is Good--Dr. Hargreaves is better.

This Sunday morning following services we will have our monthly feelowship.

Said during a congregational prayer when leading prayer for unsaved loved ones: “Father, we just want to pray for our unloved saved ones.”

Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time.

“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”

On a church postcard: “I have received Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior. I would like a personal call.”

Church sign: “Jesus Saves!” Safeway sign across the street: “Safeway saves you more!”

:laugh: entering the hospital for testes...:laugh:

gotta love those bloopers, blunders, and pranks...

there used to be a video store near where i lived called MEGAFLICKS ...accept that when the sign was made they forgot to put a break between the L and I which made it look like a U....i often wondered how many people went in under the wrong impression

oh and never work in a computer store and tell a customer they have an ID 10 T error...(push them together to get the joke)

not in church - but in a leaflet handed out to school kids about STD's

'For more information, visit your local pubic library'

Im sure someone had a few blushes about that one

MTFBWY - A

where would one find a pubic library? :laugh:

nr the arse end of town