In memory of Common Sense

In Memory of Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, “Common Sense,” who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

- knowing when to come in out of the rain;

- the early bird gets the worm;

- life isn’t always fair; and

- maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, “Truth” and “Trust,” by his wife, “Discretion,” by his daughter, “Responsibility,” and by his son, “Reason.”

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers – “I Know My Rights,” “I Want It Now,” “Someone Else Is To Blame,” and “I’m A Victim.”

Not many attended his funeral, because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

i remember him...he was a good man...those of us that remember must pass on his wisdom and memory so that his spirit may live on...even though it will be sadly diminished in strength.

r.i.p. common sense

Why is this in the humor section?

This is the true horror story of what's going on right now ans why Jedi are in such desperate need.

I'm glad to see it. I wish the inmates were running the asylum as it is we have a bunch of complete idiots suffering dangerous hallucinations destroying species, killing The Earth and not minding their own damn business.

I have been saying for years that the general population of north america have completely lost all common sense. did you know the reason behind installing airbags in vehicles was to try and save a few extra lives for the drivers that chose not to use seat belts. re-freaking-diculous. I try very dilgently to show my kids what common sense is. and here is hopeing that i am getting through. common sense i miss you,come back to us.

THIS JUST IN:

Because no body has been found, the system has decided that he's not really dead, but instead is on life support in Scranton (Pennsylvania), unable to move or speak. They say they expect that he'll make a full recovery, based on the negative prognosis.

In actuality Common Sense is not really dead, but really not far from it! We need to build a rallying cry, because they're gonna kill him otherwise!

Thought-provoking. Thanks for posting.