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27 Jan 2010 00:35 #28312
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1) Classical Studies
Question: Name one of the early Romans’ greatest achievements.
Answer: Learning to speak Latin
2) Biology
Question: What is a fibula?
Answer: A little lie
3) General Studies
Question: Jeff has been asked to collect data about the amount of television his friends watch. Think of an appropriate question he could ask them.
Answer: How much TV do you watch?
4) Classical Studies
Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar’s death?
Answer: Suspicious ones
5) Biology
Question: Give an example of a smoking-related disease.
Answer: Early death
6) Geography
Question: What are the Pyramids?
Answer: The Pyramids are a large mountain range which splits France and Spain
7) Biology
Question: What is a plasmid?
Answer: A high definition television
English
Question: In Pride and Prejudice, at what moment does Elizabeth Bennet realize her true feelings for Mr Darcy?
Answer: When she sees him coming out of the lake.
9) Geography
Question: What do we call a person forced to leave their home perhaps by a natural disaster or war, without having another home to go to.
Answer: Homeless
10) Religious Studies
Question: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called?
Answer: Monotony
11) Biology
Question: In the Hawaiian Islands, there are around 500 different species of fruit fly. Give a reason for this
Answer: There are approximately 500 varieties of fruit
12) Physics
Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels.
Answer: Fire
13) Geography
Question: Define the term “intensive farming”.
Answer: It is when a farmer never has a day off.
14) Maths
Question: Change 7/8 to a decimal.
Answer: 7.8
15) Geography
Question: What does the term “lava” mean?
Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar
16) General Studies
Question: Redundancy is often an unpleasant and unexpected event in someone’s life. Give two examples of unexpected life events.
Answer: 1) death 2) Reincarnation
17) History
Question: What was introduced in the Children’s Charter of 1908?
Answer: Children
18) Business Studies
Question: Explain the word “wholesaler”.
Answer: Someone who sells you whole items – eg, a whole cake
19) Geography
Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
Answer: Malaria
20) Geography
Question:What artificial waterway runs between the Mediterranean and Red Seas?
Answer: The Sewage Canal
21) Geography
Question: Name one famous Greek landmark.
Answer: The most famous Greek landmark is the Apocalypse.
22) Maths
Question: Expand 2 (x + y)
Answer: 2 ( x + y )
2 ( x + y )
2 ( x + y )
23) Business Studies
Question: Assess Fashion House pls’s choice to locate its factory near Birmingham. Is Birmingham the right location for this type of business?
Answer: No. People from Birmingham aren’t very fashionable.
24) History
Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.
25) History
Question: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common?
Answer: Unusual names.
Question: Name one of the early Romans’ greatest achievements.
Answer: Learning to speak Latin
2) Biology
Question: What is a fibula?
Answer: A little lie
3) General Studies
Question: Jeff has been asked to collect data about the amount of television his friends watch. Think of an appropriate question he could ask them.
Answer: How much TV do you watch?
4) Classical Studies
Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar’s death?
Answer: Suspicious ones
5) Biology
Question: Give an example of a smoking-related disease.
Answer: Early death
6) Geography
Question: What are the Pyramids?
Answer: The Pyramids are a large mountain range which splits France and Spain
7) Biology
Question: What is a plasmid?
Answer: A high definition television
English
Question: In Pride and Prejudice, at what moment does Elizabeth Bennet realize her true feelings for Mr Darcy?
Answer: When she sees him coming out of the lake.
9) Geography
Question: What do we call a person forced to leave their home perhaps by a natural disaster or war, without having another home to go to.
Answer: Homeless
10) Religious Studies
Question: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called?
Answer: Monotony
11) Biology
Question: In the Hawaiian Islands, there are around 500 different species of fruit fly. Give a reason for this
Answer: There are approximately 500 varieties of fruit
12) Physics
Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels.
Answer: Fire
13) Geography
Question: Define the term “intensive farming”.
Answer: It is when a farmer never has a day off.
14) Maths
Question: Change 7/8 to a decimal.
Answer: 7.8
15) Geography
Question: What does the term “lava” mean?
Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar
16) General Studies
Question: Redundancy is often an unpleasant and unexpected event in someone’s life. Give two examples of unexpected life events.
Answer: 1) death 2) Reincarnation
17) History
Question: What was introduced in the Children’s Charter of 1908?
Answer: Children
18) Business Studies
Question: Explain the word “wholesaler”.
Answer: Someone who sells you whole items – eg, a whole cake
19) Geography
Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
Answer: Malaria
20) Geography
Question:What artificial waterway runs between the Mediterranean and Red Seas?
Answer: The Sewage Canal
21) Geography
Question: Name one famous Greek landmark.
Answer: The most famous Greek landmark is the Apocalypse.
22) Maths
Question: Expand 2 (x + y)
Answer: 2 ( x + y )
2 ( x + y )
2 ( x + y )
23) Business Studies
Question: Assess Fashion House pls’s choice to locate its factory near Birmingham. Is Birmingham the right location for this type of business?
Answer: No. People from Birmingham aren’t very fashionable.
24) History
Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.
25) History
Question: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common?
Answer: Unusual names.
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27 Jan 2010 00:58 #28314
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LOL! Loved that one, especially:
12) Physics
Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels.
Answer: Fire
That's awesome.
12) Physics
Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels.
Answer: Fire
That's awesome.
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27 Jan 2010 04:58 #28318
by RyuJin
Quotes:
Out of darkness, he brings light. Out of hatred, love. Out of dishonor, honor-james allen-
He who has conquered doubt and fear has conquered failure-james allen-
The sword is the key to heaven and hell-Mahomet-
The best won victory is that obtained without shedding blood-Count Katsu-
All men's souls are immortal, only the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine -Socrates-
I'm the best at what I do, what I do ain't pretty-wolverine
J.L.Lawson,Master Knight, M.div, Eastern Studies S.I.G. Advisor (Formerly Known as the Buddhist Rite)
Former Masters: GM Kana Seiko Haruki , Br.John
Current Apprentices: Baru
Former Apprentices:Adhara(knight), Zenchi (knight)
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:laugh: awesome...my drafting instructor has a website he goes to for things like that then he tells the class :laugh:
Warning: Spoiler!
There is passion, yet there is peace
Through passion I gain strength and knowledge
Through strength and knowledge I gain victory
Through victory I gain peace and harmony
Through peace and harmony my chains are broken
There is no death, there is the force and it shall free me
Through passion I gain strength and knowledge
Through strength and knowledge I gain victory
Through victory I gain peace and harmony
Through peace and harmony my chains are broken
There is no death, there is the force and it shall free me
Quotes:
Warning: Spoiler!
Out of darkness, he brings light. Out of hatred, love. Out of dishonor, honor-james allen-
He who has conquered doubt and fear has conquered failure-james allen-
The sword is the key to heaven and hell-Mahomet-
The best won victory is that obtained without shedding blood-Count Katsu-
All men's souls are immortal, only the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine -Socrates-
I'm the best at what I do, what I do ain't pretty-wolverine
J.L.Lawson,Master Knight, M.div, Eastern Studies S.I.G. Advisor (Formerly Known as the Buddhist Rite)
Former Masters: GM Kana Seiko Haruki , Br.John
Current Apprentices: Baru
Former Apprentices:Adhara(knight), Zenchi (knight)
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27 Jan 2010 04:58 #28319
by RyuJin
Quotes:
Out of darkness, he brings light. Out of hatred, love. Out of dishonor, honor-james allen-
He who has conquered doubt and fear has conquered failure-james allen-
The sword is the key to heaven and hell-Mahomet-
The best won victory is that obtained without shedding blood-Count Katsu-
All men's souls are immortal, only the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine -Socrates-
I'm the best at what I do, what I do ain't pretty-wolverine
J.L.Lawson,Master Knight, M.div, Eastern Studies S.I.G. Advisor (Formerly Known as the Buddhist Rite)
Former Masters: GM Kana Seiko Haruki , Br.John
Current Apprentices: Baru
Former Apprentices:Adhara(knight), Zenchi (knight)
Replied by RyuJin on topic Re:25 Best / Worst Test Answers
love the kung fu gland
Warning: Spoiler!
There is passion, yet there is peace
Through passion I gain strength and knowledge
Through strength and knowledge I gain victory
Through victory I gain peace and harmony
Through peace and harmony my chains are broken
There is no death, there is the force and it shall free me
Through passion I gain strength and knowledge
Through strength and knowledge I gain victory
Through victory I gain peace and harmony
Through peace and harmony my chains are broken
There is no death, there is the force and it shall free me
Quotes:
Warning: Spoiler!
Out of darkness, he brings light. Out of hatred, love. Out of dishonor, honor-james allen-
He who has conquered doubt and fear has conquered failure-james allen-
The sword is the key to heaven and hell-Mahomet-
The best won victory is that obtained without shedding blood-Count Katsu-
All men's souls are immortal, only the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine -Socrates-
I'm the best at what I do, what I do ain't pretty-wolverine
J.L.Lawson,Master Knight, M.div, Eastern Studies S.I.G. Advisor (Formerly Known as the Buddhist Rite)
Former Masters: GM Kana Seiko Haruki , Br.John
Current Apprentices: Baru
Former Apprentices:Adhara(knight), Zenchi (knight)
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27 Jan 2010 14:27 #28327
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its like looking in a mirror, i usually carry my testes around by the hair, and iI am not a doctor but dont ovaries have two nails
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01 Feb 2010 18:10 #28444
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A funny list. I especially love number 11.
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08 Feb 2010 08:09 #28612
by Garm
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And a few more....
Q: Name six animals which live specifically in the artic.
A: Two polar bears
Three (corrected) four seals
Q: Name one measure which can be put into place to avoid river
flooding in times of extensive rainfall (e.g. in Mississippi)
A: Flooding in areas such as the Mississippi may be avoided by placing a
number of big dames into the river.
Q: Name the wife of Orpheus, whom he attempted to save from the underworld.
A: Mrs. Orpheus
Q: Where was Hadrian’s Wall built?
A: Around Hadrian’s garden
Q: What is a vibration?
A: There are good vibrations and bad vibrations. Good vibrations were discovered
in the 1960’s by the Beach Boys.
Q: What happens during puberty to a boy?
A: He says goodbye to his childhood enters adultery.
Q: What is the meaning of the word ‘varicose’?
A: close by
Q: Explain the phrase ‘free press’.
A: When your mum irons your trousers for you.
Q: Why would living close to a mobile phone mast cause ill health?
A: You might walk into it.
Q: State three drawbacks of hedgerow removal.
A: 1. all the cows will escape.
2. The cars drive into the fields.
3. There is nowhere to hide.
Q: Joanna works in an office. Her computer is a stand-alone system. What
is a stand-alone computer system?
A: It doesn’t come with a chair.
Q: Steve is driving his car. He is traveling at 60 feet/second and the
speed limit is 40 mph. Is Steve speeding?
A: He could find out by checking his speedometer.
Q: Give a reason why people would want to live near power lines.
A: You get your electricity faster.
Q: Name six animals which live specifically in the artic.
A: Two polar bears
Three (corrected) four seals
Q: Name one measure which can be put into place to avoid river
flooding in times of extensive rainfall (e.g. in Mississippi)
A: Flooding in areas such as the Mississippi may be avoided by placing a
number of big dames into the river.
Q: Name the wife of Orpheus, whom he attempted to save from the underworld.
A: Mrs. Orpheus
Q: Where was Hadrian’s Wall built?
A: Around Hadrian’s garden
Q: What is a vibration?
A: There are good vibrations and bad vibrations. Good vibrations were discovered
in the 1960’s by the Beach Boys.
Q: What happens during puberty to a boy?
A: He says goodbye to his childhood enters adultery.
Q: What is the meaning of the word ‘varicose’?
A: close by
Q: Explain the phrase ‘free press’.
A: When your mum irons your trousers for you.
Q: Why would living close to a mobile phone mast cause ill health?
A: You might walk into it.
Q: State three drawbacks of hedgerow removal.
A: 1. all the cows will escape.
2. The cars drive into the fields.
3. There is nowhere to hide.
Q: Joanna works in an office. Her computer is a stand-alone system. What
is a stand-alone computer system?
A: It doesn’t come with a chair.
Q: Steve is driving his car. He is traveling at 60 feet/second and the
speed limit is 40 mph. Is Steve speeding?
A: He could find out by checking his speedometer.
Q: Give a reason why people would want to live near power lines.
A: You get your electricity faster.
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