Lovely Bible Verses

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24 Oct 2009 13:20 #26367 by Br. John
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24 Oct 2009 14:40 #26368 by RyuJin
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rofl....\"whose genitals were like donkey's and emission was like a horse's\"
them dirty old pervs were at a porno

sadly there are a lot more verses like those in the bible....
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24 Oct 2009 17:13 #26370 by Zanthan Storm
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Though amusing at times, I find it odd that 90 percent of the quotes from the bible are used to such things. I'd like to see a few more that are a little more positive.
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I prefer the one quoted in monty python -

'Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, for if a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate'

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24 Oct 2009 20:40 - 24 Oct 2009 20:41 #26376 by Br. John
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Though amusing at times, I find it odd that 90 percent of the quotes from the bible are used to such things. I'd like to see a few more that are a little more positive.

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