It Happens (old but good)

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05 Jul 2009 11:49 #24148 by Br. John

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Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock. Shit happens.
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens -
and maybe it doesn't.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit
will happen to you.
Rastafarianism: Smoke that shit.
Unitarianism: Who gives a shit?

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05 Jul 2009 11:54 #24149 by

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05 Jul 2009 13:11 #24151 by

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haha

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05 Jul 2009 16:06 #24161 by

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Hmmm makes me wonder what the Astro/Physics relation to shit would be.

But otherwise :woohoo:

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05 Jul 2009 17:52 #24169 by Jon

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Tiamat wrote:

Hmmm makes me wonder what the Astro/Physics relation to shit would be.

But otherwise :woohoo:

Probably E= (s***)(C)2

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05 Jul 2009 17:55 #24170 by

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:dry: ask a smart ass question get a smart ass response.

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05 Jul 2009 19:42 #24173 by Garm

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06 Jul 2009 11:31 #24184 by

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So what is it for Jedi? \"Sith happens\"?

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06 Jul 2009 11:34 #24185 by Br. John

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Yes.

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Jedi version is 'Sith Happens Only When One is Strong enough in the Force to achieve force push'

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