A little guy...

... is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the little guy with a menacing look as if to say; \"What cha goin`to do about it?\" The little guy starts to cry. \"Come on man, I was just givin` yer a hard time\" the biker says. \" I didn`t think you`d cry. I can`t stand to see a man cry.\"

\"This is the worst day of my life\", says the little guy, between sobs. \"Ican`t do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don`t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the taxi I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison\".

:woohoo: That was awesome Hans. Teach you to look and sniff before you drink someone else's drink.

HAHAHAHA! :laugh:

bad day hahahhaha:laugh: