All of these came from www.gadzillionthings.net
Why are some Catholic churches named \"Our Lady of Perpetual Help\" not open 24 hours? If not then it's not Perpetual then is it? (Contributed by Lynn S.)
Why do Churches ask you to give your money to God but then give you THEIR address? (Contributed by Vanbooven)
Some churches welcome all denominations but don't they really prefer tens and twenties? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
If money's the root of all evil why do the churches want it? (Contributed by J.J.)
If churches are making such an impact how come we have to go to them every week? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
If Sunday is a day of rest why is church so early in the morning? (Contributed by Robert J. Scott)
Why doesn't anyone want to sit in the front pew at church? (Contributed by LdyChrista)
Have you ever wondered why they pray at Church Potluck Suppers? (Contributed by Denise Jones)
What type of suntan do you think you'd get if you sat by the stained-glass window in Church on a sunny day? (Contributed by Ha!)
Why isn't it okay to fall asleep in Church? Afterall didn't God rest on the seventh day as well? (Contributed by Ha!)
Why don't people realize that going to church doesn't make them a Christian any more than going to a garage makes them a mechanic? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
If we all take baths before going to Church why are the benches called pews? (Contributed by Tim & Gayle Wilkins)
When we go to Church, why is it that kneeling keeps us in good standing? (Contributed by rlr)
When members of a church have a disagreement, how do you know whose side God is on? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
How come we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time? (Contributed by Pat Walter)
Is a minister rehearsing his sermon, practising what he preaches? (Contributed by Al Boliska)
If it's called an offering, how come you can't take the money back? (Contributed by Jonathan)
Why is it that most churches are all the first? Which one was REALLY first? And is there a second of any church? (Contributed by TS)
How come when you go in the front door of a church, you're at the back of the church? (Contributed by T.M.)
Why do some churches display a sign that reads 'Sun Worship, 10 AM'? Wasn't that an ancient Egyptian thing? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
Is it sinful that so many people take devilled eggs to church covered-dish suppers? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
