A bus carrying only ugly people is involved in a crash, and everyone on
> The bus dies. They go to Heaven. Because of the grief they have suffered,
> God decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
> They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is. The
> person answers, \"I want to be beautiful,\" and so God snaps His fingers,
> and it is done.
>
> The second one in line sees this and says \"I want to be beautiful too.\"
>
> Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
>
> This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway down the line, the last
> person in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this
> man is rolling on the floor, laughing his pants off.
>
> Finally, God gets to the end of the line and asks the laughing one what
> his wish will be.
>
> The man eventually catches his breath, and says: \"Make 'em all ugly
> again\".
