Hey, kids!
Getting tired of that same old chance-and-skill card game?
Like Pazaak, but hate the idea of ANYBODY having ANY fun??
Well, prep your X-Wings, and check your Deathstar plans; here comes-
SABBAC!
It's got:
Unclear turn structure!
Suits that have ZERO-ZERO-ZERO relevance or role in game play!
Confusing 2-tier betting pools!
Worried you might be in danger of losing, or *mock gasp* getting a feel for how this game works!?
Don't use the Force and flip the table just yet, you little minions of Xendor!!- you can call a "Sabbac Shift"!
It basically changes EVERYONE'S entire hand, and there are N-N-NO RULES about when this can "randomly" happen, or how often in a single game!
Sabbac!
If you're having fun, STOP IT. T_T