"Man who downloaded 2.99 Meditation app prepares to enter Lotus Plan of Eternal Serenity"

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20 Feb 2016 00:52 - 20 Feb 2016 00:53 #229311 by
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I have ALL the meditation apps. So, I'll be entering the third or fourth level soon.
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20 Feb 2016 12:22 #229336 by
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Connor L. wrote: http://www.theonion.com/article/man-who-downloaded-299-meditation-app-prepares-ent-52384

I have ALL the meditation apps. So, I'll be entering the third or fourth level soon.


:laugh: You want us to come looking for you ?

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20 Feb 2016 22:03 #229383 by
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That made me chuckle... :laugh: :laugh:

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21 Feb 2016 05:37 #229402 by
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MartaLina wrote:

Connor L. wrote: http://www.theonion.com/article/man-who-downloaded-299-meditation-app-prepares-ent-52384

I have ALL the meditation apps. So, I'll be entering the third or fourth level soon.


:laugh: You want us to come looking for you ?


You won't need to... He'll be in our hearts, always.

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21 Feb 2016 21:29 #229449 by Locksley
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This is the content I come here for. :laugh:
We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile, and nothing can grow there. Too much, the best of us is washed away. -- J. Michael Straczynski, Babylon 5
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21 Feb 2016 22:29 #229456 by Adder
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Doesn't run on iOS 5.1.1 (because compilers say so to force people to buy newer iThings).
Introverted extropian, mechatronic neurothealogizing, technogaian buddhist.
Likes integration, visualization, elucidation and transformation.
Jou ~ Deg ~ Vlo ~ Sem ~ Mod ~ Med ~ Dis
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22 Feb 2016 07:46 #229482 by Cyan Sarden
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"At press time, the veritable Bodhisattva, having ascended to the highest rungs of bliss unencumbered by human cares or wants, reportedly paused his meditation session to respond to a prompt asking him to allow push notifications." holy crap, I just laughed so hard, my wife thought I was having a seizure :-)
Do not look for happiness outside yourself. The awakened seek happiness inside.
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