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15 Aug 2015 00:26 #200025
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You in the rest of the world must know of this jokes. It is jokes That Swedish do about Norwegians and norwegians do about sweds. it is preattymuch like blonde jokes
here is a cupple (translated from google translate becouse. I don't have time to do it my self
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The Norwegian was sitting on the dock with his tie hanging in
water. A lady walked past.
- Do you know if you have the tie in the water? she says.
- Yes, I angles, responds Norwegian.
- But you can not possibly methane with the tie?
- Why not? Some people use the fly.
- What is it that stands out on a Norwegian submarine?
- The oars.
- What does the Norwegian roundabouts?
- Maximum eight laps.
Three Norwegians were out walking when they came across a trail.
- I think it's a hare tracks, said the first.
- I think it's an elk traces, said the other.
The third had no time to say anything before they were run over by the train.
- How do you know that you have received a fax from a Norwegian?
- It is stamped.
- Do you know how a Norwegian checks if a Swedish tusenlapp authentic?
- He folds the quadruple and pounding on it with a hammer.
Then he looks after Gustav Vasa got some bruises.
- What do you get if you ask for a flounder in a Norwegian fish shop?
- A cod and a hammer.
A Swedish hares have come close to the Norwegian border
when he meets a Norwegian hare fleeing to Sweden.
- Why are you running?
- It is moose in Norway.
- But you're not a moose?
- No, but tell that to the Norwegians.
- Do you know why the Norwegian died when he drank milk?
- The cow sat on him.
- How lowers to a Norwegian ship?
- The launch it.
- Have you heard about the Norwegian who bought waterskiing?
Since then he has been looking for a lake with a slope.
- Do you know why the Norwegian farmers give the sheep iron tablets?
- They expect the sheep to get wool.
A Norwegian came to a doctor and said that he saw double.
- Sit down on the couch, the doctor said.
- Which one?
Bader's wife at the hospital to Norwegian:
- Then we dress ourselves.
- Dare we?
- How do you see that it served a Norwegian at the computer?
- The Tipp-Ex on the screen.
Helicopter crashed in the cemetery in Norway, has so far been found 350 dead.
- Do you know why Norwegians do not work as hisskötare?
- Because they go astray after the second floor.
- Have you heard of the Norwegian spiral?
- Sperm run themselves to death in the curves.
There were two Norwegians who drove the truck,
and after a few hours on the road, they came to a very low bridge.
A sign indicated that it was only 2.2 meters high.
Norwegians' truck was 2.45 meters high. One of them said to the other:
Do you see any police?
- No
- Good here we go!
Then it was time to change the minds Swede said:
- I want a Norwegian brain. Thats it.
- Why this?
- For it is not used.
- What is called smart people in Norway?
- Tourists.
here is a cupple (translated from google translate becouse. I don't have time to do it my self
)The Norwegian was sitting on the dock with his tie hanging in
water. A lady walked past.
- Do you know if you have the tie in the water? she says.
- Yes, I angles, responds Norwegian.
- But you can not possibly methane with the tie?
- Why not? Some people use the fly.
- What is it that stands out on a Norwegian submarine?
- The oars.
- What does the Norwegian roundabouts?
- Maximum eight laps.
Three Norwegians were out walking when they came across a trail.
- I think it's a hare tracks, said the first.
- I think it's an elk traces, said the other.
The third had no time to say anything before they were run over by the train.
- How do you know that you have received a fax from a Norwegian?
- It is stamped.
- Do you know how a Norwegian checks if a Swedish tusenlapp authentic?
- He folds the quadruple and pounding on it with a hammer.
Then he looks after Gustav Vasa got some bruises.
- What do you get if you ask for a flounder in a Norwegian fish shop?
- A cod and a hammer.
A Swedish hares have come close to the Norwegian border
when he meets a Norwegian hare fleeing to Sweden.
- Why are you running?
- It is moose in Norway.
- But you're not a moose?
- No, but tell that to the Norwegians.
- Do you know why the Norwegian died when he drank milk?
- The cow sat on him.
- How lowers to a Norwegian ship?
- The launch it.
- Have you heard about the Norwegian who bought waterskiing?
Since then he has been looking for a lake with a slope.
- Do you know why the Norwegian farmers give the sheep iron tablets?
- They expect the sheep to get wool.
A Norwegian came to a doctor and said that he saw double.
- Sit down on the couch, the doctor said.
- Which one?
Bader's wife at the hospital to Norwegian:
- Then we dress ourselves.
- Dare we?
- How do you see that it served a Norwegian at the computer?
- The Tipp-Ex on the screen.
Helicopter crashed in the cemetery in Norway, has so far been found 350 dead.
- Do you know why Norwegians do not work as hisskötare?
- Because they go astray after the second floor.
- Have you heard of the Norwegian spiral?
- Sperm run themselves to death in the curves.
There were two Norwegians who drove the truck,
and after a few hours on the road, they came to a very low bridge.
A sign indicated that it was only 2.2 meters high.
Norwegians' truck was 2.45 meters high. One of them said to the other:
Do you see any police?
- No
- Good here we go!
Then it was time to change the minds Swede said:
- I want a Norwegian brain. Thats it.
- Why this?
- For it is not used.
- What is called smart people in Norway?
- Tourists.
