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Why the Jedi would have been evil in any sane movie
22 Apr 2015 17:17 #189280
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http://www.cracked.com/article_22320_6-weird-ways-star-wars-had-us-rooting-psychopaths.html
Why yes, the prequel Jedi were psychopathic, most likely.
Why yes, the prequel Jedi were psychopathic, most likely.
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22 Apr 2015 17:36 #189283
by Locksley
We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile, and nothing can grow there. Too much, the best of us is washed away. -- J. Michael Straczynski, Babylon 5
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Bahahaha, that was funny.
I think the majority of their points came from the simple fact that the prequel movies were just plain horribly written though. :whistle:
I think the majority of their points came from the simple fact that the prequel movies were just plain horribly written though. :whistle:
We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile, and nothing can grow there. Too much, the best of us is washed away. -- J. Michael Straczynski, Babylon 5
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22 Apr 2015 17:40 #189284
by OB1Shinobi
People are complicated.
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i think the author is more interested in churning out something that people will read than legitimate social or philosophical discourse
People are complicated.
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22 Apr 2015 17:51 #189286
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Hence why I posted it in the humor forum. No need for social or philosophical discourse.
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22 Apr 2015 23:53 #189320
by Adder
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Blasphemy!!!
Though;
It's explained to viewers that The Force gives "power over the weak-minded." Apparently, being stupid in the Star Wars universe is a serious enough crime that your free will can be taken from you by some dick wizard.
I'd say 'weak' minded did not mean stupid, it meant acting against the current, the flow of the Force. This could then weaken a persons resolve to continued action, and the Jedi being Force folk can just splash the Force stream on them a bit which temporarily blinds them to their own stationary little whirlpool and for a minute flow 'with' the Force..... which of course happens to coincide with the Jedi's decision making. In the movies.
Though;
It's explained to viewers that The Force gives "power over the weak-minded." Apparently, being stupid in the Star Wars universe is a serious enough crime that your free will can be taken from you by some dick wizard.
I'd say 'weak' minded did not mean stupid, it meant acting against the current, the flow of the Force. This could then weaken a persons resolve to continued action, and the Jedi being Force folk can just splash the Force stream on them a bit which temporarily blinds them to their own stationary little whirlpool and for a minute flow 'with' the Force..... which of course happens to coincide with the Jedi's decision making. In the movies.
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23 Apr 2015 15:14 #189364
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I tend to ignore the prequels so most of what they said was irrelevant to me. I have always kind of agreed with the bit about the mind trick though.
It was a funny read though.
It was a funny read though.
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23 Apr 2015 15:17 - 23 Apr 2015 15:18 #189367
by OB1Shinobi
People are complicated.
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if i could do the jedi mind trick i would bring back parachute pants and mullets
theres nothing more awesome than a mullet and a set of parachute pant
theres nothing more awesome than a mullet and a set of parachute pant
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23 Apr 2015 15:20 #189369
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Star Wars is also pretty racist... :laugh:
https://youtu.be/8US63NSCfnk
https://youtu.be/8US63NSCfnk
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23 Apr 2015 16:05 #189375
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Truth. And sexist.
On the bright side, the racism and sexism reminds me that the movies shouldn't be the be all and end all.
Also, and I know this was already covered, the casual removal of limbs is real messed up.
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Senan wrote: Star Wars is also pretty racist... :laugh:
Truth. And sexist.
On the bright side, the racism and sexism reminds me that the movies shouldn't be the be all and end all.
Also, and I know this was already covered, the casual removal of limbs is real messed up.
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23 Apr 2015 16:21 #189380
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People are complicated.
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the limb removal was my favorite part
not the removal actually but the casualness of it
not the removal actually but the casualness of it
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