In a Sith Bar.....

Ok, a Templar, Hospitaler & Jedi Knight go into a Sith Bar...



I'm not really good at jokes, so if you're going to be critical, then:

"This isn't the joke we're looking for."

"Move along!"



The Sithtender asks what's your poison.

The Hospitaler asks for a Light Lager.

The Sithtender says, "this isn't the elixir you're looking for, Move along"

The Hospiyaler leaves the bar with a saddened look....

The Sithtender looks to the Templar....

"I'll have an Rose on the rocks"

Sithtender says "this isn't the rosy cross you're seeking, move along"

The Sithtender shoots an exasperated look at the Jedi and says "what'll it be?"






"I'll have a Darkside Stout.....!"

You mean he wanted an Alec Guinness? :whistle:

Phortis Nespin wrote: You mean he wanted an Alec Guinness? :whistle:

Yes, if I'd have thought of it

Good one :laugh:

great freemason joke!

Arkayik wrote: Ok, a Templar, Hospitaler & Jedi Knight go into a Sith Bar...



I'm not really good at jokes, so if you're going to be critical, then:

"This isn't the joke we're looking for."

"Move along!"



The Sithtender asks what's your poison.

The Hospitaler asks for a Light Lager.

The Sithtender says, "this isn't the elixir you're looking for, Move along"

The Hospiyaler leaves the bar with a saddened look....

The Sithtender looks to the Templar....

"I'll have an Rose on the rocks"

Sithtender says "this isn't the rosy cross you're seeking, move along"

The Sithtender shoots an exasperated look at the Jedi and says "what'll it be?"






"I'll have a Darkside Stout.....!"

How sad is that...Your a Dark Sider drinking like a fish, and yet you can never "Get Lit"?