Star Wars or Jedi Humor

Just thought it would be cool to put in a spot for some sort of humor. Its a little thing that makes life go by a little easier at times. I guess it doesn't really have to be Jedi or Star Wars related, but lets keep it clean, kids are watching.


I'll begin with a little note, and then a joke that I hope will be amusing atleast, but since I made it up, probably not.

Chuck Norris was honored recently by being granted a \"Honorary Marine\", this of course in my eyes is a terrible disgrace to the Marine Corps, since the term \"earned never given\" no longer applies. Although I'm not sure why he was granted this, it makes no difference to me, but I decided why not add a few more facts to the already numerous Chuck Norris fact list.

Fact #1,000,000
Chuck Norris is the only person who knows where \"Chesty\" is.
Not even Chesty knows. (Gen. \"Chesty\" Puller).

Fact #1,000,001
The lightsaber in Star Wars was originally created to combat Chuck Norris who was going to be the original Darth Vader, but ultimately it did not work, so they replaced Chuck with David Prowse.

Fact #1,000,002
The seemingly infinate power supply of the lightsaber is actually just a little jar containing a dozen or so hairs of Chucks beard, he had to pluck them his self of course.

Fact #1,000,003
The Death Star was originally a nickname for a star shaped ring that Chuck used to wear.


Ok, thats all I can come up with for now, hope you all like them and hopefully you all got something better.

Dhagon Krayt

Thank you and keep 'em commin'. This is the right place for humor. How many of you have seen American Jedi? How many of you have seen Hardware Wars?

Br. John

And don't forget the timeless classic from Mel Brooks........ Space Balls.

hehhhehehhehhee. \"oh, dark helmet; Your helmet is soooo........\"

American Jedi

http://TempleOfTheJediFarce.org/humor/AmericanJedi.mov

Right Click and download ...

Br. John

Laughter is the best medicine. I enjoy a good laugh myself after a couple hours of reading in the forum and studying. Good idea.

Thumb wars. all the way

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If.......

Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.
You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.
You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.
The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
You have ever used a light-saber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.
Your father has ever said to you, \"Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot.\"
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.

LOL!! I love it

Very good.

Someone put a lot of thought into that.

Very good.

Someone put a lot of thought into that.