always look for the positive

This little bit of humor came to me as I slept so I'm getting it out before it's forgotten:

Rorschack's journal, november 5th 1989:
Was holiday shopping when a man parked in a handicap stall and got out walking. I smashed his kneecaps with a louisville slugger making an honest man out of him.
His mother got out from the other side swinging her crutches at me, I wrapped them around her good leg, now the 2 of them can take public transportation.
It's a thankless, endless job making the world a better place.