The Pun side of the Spam

 Equirlarrig : Ыстанешь [url=«link» привычки курение реферат[/url] следит прозреваемая [url=«link» острого живота реферат[/url] полкеи обильно фамилии

 Desolous : im sorry, sir , i cant read russian spam.

 Brenna : Really, with all that time spent on mail order bride sites?

 Raikoutenshi : You have to spend enough time to find the perfect one.

 JORIZQUI : hmm how does that happen??

 Lorian : Practice makes perfect on such sites, I suppose?

 Raikoutenshi : of course, third time is the charm right?

 JORIZQUI : lol, no I ment how did the spammer manage to use this chat with a hypelink in his name

 Raikoutenshi : lol, i have no clue

 Brenna : is it actually a spammer?

 Brenna : oh heavens it is too. We're under attack!! lol

 JORIZQUI : so it begins *gets lightsaber

 Lorian : We'll take him together!

 Lorian : He may or may not have the high ground...what should we do?

 Desolous : force choke.

 Brenna : lets not mess around here

 Brenna : Lightning.

 Desolous : saber throw.

 Lorian : Perhaps a simple mind trick might get him?

 Brenna : Maybe we should just set Jestor on him...

 Desolous : russians are immune to mind tricks, gah.

 JORIZQUI : this is not the spam you are looking for

 Lorian : MOVE ALONG!

 Brenna : You dont need to sell us russian mail order brides...

 Lorian : He is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor! Jestor, take him away !

 Lorian : Go home and rethink his life he needs to, yes? Hmm?

 Brenna : At last we can reveal ourselves... in shout?

 JORIZQUI : maybe he is the lord sith we were looking for

 Archon : I sense a plot to destroy the Shoutboard.

 Brenna : I've got a baaad feeling about this

 Lorian : If the mail order bride site is not the location of the rebel base, then name the system!!!

 JORIZQUI : the free ipad site, it's on the free ipad site

 Brenna : Youre far too trusting. You may spam when ready.

 Lorian : Wait! NO!

 Desolous : i dont care what spam you smell, get in there!

 Brenna : I had everything under control so you clicked on it and led us down here!

 Lorian : There's something alive in here....!

 Lorian : I think it just passed my leg....wait, what? (Luke falls)....Kid? KID!

 Lorian : Put that thing away or you're going to get us both killed!

 Lorian : You idiot! The walls are magnetically sealed!

 JORIZQUI : ghhhhhh fuuuuu I feel a presence I haven't felt since...

 Brenna : Your spamming is your weakness. Your faith in Russian mail order brides is yours!

 Desolous : i find your lack of brides...disturbing.

 Raikoutenshi : the spam is strong with this one

 Brenna : We have stolen a small Russian mail order bride...

 Lorian : Stay on target...stay on target!

 JORIZQUI : use the spam Luke

 Raikoutenshi : don't fall to the dark side of the shout box

 Lorian : The spam impacted on the surface.....

Lorian : General Solo, Brenna, this is Rogue 2, do you copy?

Brenna : Copy Rogue 2. standby

Lorian : This is Rogue 2, I've found them! I repeat, I've found them!

Brenna : Its away!

Lorian: The first transport is away!

Spam told me that you killed my father!

No Luke, I am your father!

NOOOOOOOO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Search your spam filter...YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!

The spammers are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their trolling.