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Jestors Cookie Crunch
12 Apr 2013 14:03 #102811
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Crunch Crunch Crunch
Jestors gone on a munch.
Eating oreos every single day.
That's the Jestor Way.
He has the munchies
For some crunchy cookies too
For you see it's Master Jestor dashing to steal them from you
He's a cookie pester
He'll take them as a bribe.
Do you feel his vibe?
Slip him a choc chip
Your app will be done faster.
Refuse Jestor cookies and you'll be in a disaster.
You'll need more than a bandaid for those in the uk that's a plaster.
The faster you sedate him with choc chip
the bigger you'll see Jestors hips get
As he places those delicious cookies on his lips
Munch munch munch
Jestors gone for lunch.
To the cookie store maybe?
He's been after cookies since he was a baby.
He was on sesame street.
His profession was to be crazy for the treat.
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Terrible Lyrics
Crunch Crunch Crunch
Jestors gone on a munch.
Eating oreos every single day.
That's the Jestor Way.
He has the munchies
For some crunchy cookies too
For you see it's Master Jestor dashing to steal them from you
He's a cookie pester
He'll take them as a bribe.
Do you feel his vibe?
Slip him a choc chip
Your app will be done faster.
Refuse Jestor cookies and you'll be in a disaster.
You'll need more than a bandaid for those in the uk that's a plaster.
The faster you sedate him with choc chip
the bigger you'll see Jestors hips get
As he places those delicious cookies on his lips
Munch munch munch
Jestors gone for lunch.
To the cookie store maybe?
He's been after cookies since he was a baby.
He was on sesame street.
His profession was to be crazy for the treat.
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12 Apr 2013 14:27 #102814
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12 Apr 2013 14:49 #102818
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*bows*
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12 Apr 2013 17:24 #102846
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Is it me, or all we're obsessing about nowadays are the words, "Jestor" and "Cookies"?
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Non attachment, people...
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12 Apr 2013 17:40 #102848
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^This. hahah.
To be honest? I blame Brenna...
To be honest? I blame Brenna...
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12 Apr 2013 17:41 #102849
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Yup, blame Brenna!
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13 Apr 2013 00:40 #102888
by Brenna
Walking, stumbling on these shadowfeet
Part of the seduction of most religions is the idea that if you just say the right things and believe really hard, your salvation will be at hand.
With Jediism. No one is coming to save you. You have to get off your ass and do it yourself - Me
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I can't even pretend I'm innocent on this one
Walking, stumbling on these shadowfeet
Part of the seduction of most religions is the idea that if you just say the right things and believe really hard, your salvation will be at hand.
With Jediism. No one is coming to save you. You have to get off your ass and do it yourself - Me
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13 Apr 2013 04:58 #102910
by RyuJin
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Out of darkness, he brings light. Out of hatred, love. Out of dishonor, honor-james allen-
He who has conquered doubt and fear has conquered failure-james allen-
The sword is the key to heaven and hell-Mahomet-
The best won victory is that obtained without shedding blood-Count Katsu-
All men's souls are immortal, only the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine -Socrates-
I'm the best at what I do, what I do ain't pretty-wolverine
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Former Masters: GM Kana Seiko Haruki , Br.John
Current Apprentices: Baru
Former Apprentices:Adhara(knight), Zenchi (knight)
Replied by RyuJin on topic Re: Jestors Cookie Crunch
She's not entirely at fault...I participated in the cookie madness too....I say we blame the insatiable resident cookie monster :whistle:
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There is passion, yet there is peace
Through passion I gain strength and knowledge
Through strength and knowledge I gain victory
Through victory I gain peace and harmony
Through peace and harmony my chains are broken
There is no death, there is the force and it shall free me
Through passion I gain strength and knowledge
Through strength and knowledge I gain victory
Through victory I gain peace and harmony
Through peace and harmony my chains are broken
There is no death, there is the force and it shall free me
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Warning: Spoiler!
Out of darkness, he brings light. Out of hatred, love. Out of dishonor, honor-james allen-
He who has conquered doubt and fear has conquered failure-james allen-
The sword is the key to heaven and hell-Mahomet-
The best won victory is that obtained without shedding blood-Count Katsu-
All men's souls are immortal, only the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine -Socrates-
I'm the best at what I do, what I do ain't pretty-wolverine
J.L.Lawson,Master Knight, M.div, Eastern Studies S.I.G. Advisor (Formerly Known as the Buddhist Rite)
Former Masters: GM Kana Seiko Haruki , Br.John
Current Apprentices: Baru
Former Apprentices:Adhara(knight), Zenchi (knight)
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