Kyle Katarn is the reincarnation of Chuck Norris

Kyle Katarn made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs on foot.

Kyle Katarn's beard has the death sentence in 12 systems.
Kyle Katarn's beard IS the death sentence in 20 systems.

The Hoth asteroid field is made of rocks Kyle Katarn found in his shoes.

There is no Sith Order, just a list of Sith that Kyle Katarn allowed to live.
Hyperspace exists because it is too afraid to be in the same dimension as Kyle Katarn.

Kyle Katarn's so tough he could've taken on the Emperor and Vader himself, but he was to busy rebuilding Alderaan by hand.

When the Moff proclaimed that the Death Star was the ultimate power in the galazy, it was because he had never heard of Kyle Katarn.

Ewoks are just leftovers from when Kyle Katarn shaves his beard.
Tattooine wasn't always a desert. But one day Kyle got thirsty...

I'm just waiting for Van Dame to reincarnate and beat up Kyle real bad.

I think Kyle Katarn is really awesome

I love those games

the only gripe I have about JK:JO and JK:JA is Luke Skywalker

he didn't do anything

he was just serious and crap

where as in the original trilogy, he cracked jokes, smiled and did things

I love that Luke


as much as this hurts to say

Luke Skywalker shouldn't have been there

Fact: There is no reincarnation of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will never die. Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.

It is said in Buddhist circles that after attaining enlightenment they must still defeat Chuck Norris in single combat...

He actually died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't found the courage to tell him yet

lol, this topic was technically about Kyle Katarn

but kill me now if I protest Chuck Norris Facts

Kyle Katarn is really just one in the long line of alias adopted for the most legendary immortal being in existence. The most recent of these alias is Chuck Norris.

ren wrote: I'm just waiting for Van Dame to reincarnate and beat up Kyle real bad.

u serious?
if yes, then this .

Meh, Katarn couldn't carry Revans light sabre holster even if he used the entire force. :silly: