213 things skippy is no longer allowed to do in the Jedi Order

HERE IT IS!!! our very own skippy list! ok, we can have a few more than 213 things so please add em up! now, you can adapt ones from the original skippy list, or make up a new unique one, but please remember to read the list before you post new additions, so that there are no repeats, you can add more than one at a time so don't be shy (addendum, any SWs era Jedi Order joke will do, so don't feel shy about throwing in something about kyp durron)

EXAMPLE1. \"I was possesed by a Sith Lord\" is not an excuse for ANYTHING done with the Sun Crusher

\"I was returning them to the Force,\" is not an excuse to kill lawyer, or government officials.

\"The Force made me do it\" is no reason to push your sibiling.

\"But Qui Gon Jinn did it,\" is not a good enough reason to take a lightsaber to the front door.

\"I have Force powers, trust me,\" should never be listened to especially when it involves jumping off of buildings.

\"But Darth Vader did it\", is no reason to force choke someone you don't like.

'The Jedi do it all the time' is no reason to play with your sabre in public places

Jedi Skippy is no longer allowed, under any circumstances, to sneak extra-strong caf into Master Yoda's bog tea.

Painting \"Kilroy was here\" on the walls of various temple ruins on Yavin IV is not considered a Jedi training exercise.

Jedi Skippy is not allowed to perform ANY activity that is preceded by the words \"Hey ya'll, watch this!\".

Jedi Skippy is hereby banned from pissing in the Temple Fountain.

skippy is hereby disallowed from putting clear food wrap (clingfilm) over the Apprentices latrines

Being sent to clean your room does not mean to use the Force in cleaning it.

Puts up sign : Skippy hereby banned from lounging near fountains.

No Force exploding the toliets when Masters are using them.