The Terrible Truth Star Wars Fans Can't Admit

From Cracked,

https://youtu.be/vqkgKhqZipk

You go, fedora dude. I believe in you.

I don't care what anybody says. Ewoks are badasses.

They captured all of our beloved heroes and were about to EAT them! One of them jumped on a speeder bike and took off like he was Evel Knievel without a second thought. They attack fully armed soldiers three times their size using only rocks and sticks. Then they murder them and keep their heads as trophies. They helped Chewie commandeer what is the equivalent of a freakin' tank. And how did they manage to get massive logs suspended into the trees like that? That's Egyptian Pyramid type stuff right there.

Believe what you want, but Ewoks are the Honey Badgers of the Star Wars universe.

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...you're dead to me, Senan.

So this is where the lines get drawn at the Temple of the Jedi Order.

Goken wrote: So this is where the lines get drawn at the Temple of the Jedi Order.

Indeed it is, but we all know that the side with the Ewoks will always win. :woohoo:

tzb wrote: ...

...you're dead to me, Senan.

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can't breathe.....laughing way too hard......

The replies are making me laugh out loud hahaha :laugh:

the tauntaun/yeti stuff was there to provide an explanation as to why Mark Hamill's face had changed (after he'd had an accident), not to sell toys.