elizabeth wrote: For Jestor and all those that need to understand woman's words better
Fine: Rule 23.4
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. Never use fine to describe how woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Five minutes: Rule 54.3
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
Nothing: Rule 12.2
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".
Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows): Rule 35.6
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
Go Ahead (normal eyebrows): Rule 76.4
This means, "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
Loud Sigh: Rule 3.5
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
Soft Sigh: Rule 23.4
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
Oh: Rule 2.1
This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, RUN, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so inspeakable that we can't bring ourselves to write about them.
That's Okay: Rule 89.0
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay," means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done.
"That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
Please Do: Rule 69
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
Thanks: Rule 54.7
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say you're welcome.
Thanks a lot: Rule 1.1
This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".
A list of the code laid down by the founders.
1.Rule 23.4 is absolute, there are no exceptions.
2.In the event rule 23.4 is not true, exit the universe immediately.
3. Rule 54.3 results in time being a false form of measurement.
4. Rule 1.1 results in rule 12.2
4.1. Rule 12.2 results in rule 54.3
4.2 Rule 54. 3 results in rule 23.4, there are no exceptions
5. Rule 23.4 only results when a man wants the argument to end, there are no exceptions
5.1 Never use 23.4 to describe a woman, it will result in rules 2.1, 1.1, 3.5, and 23.4
6. Rule 1.1 only goes into effect when a woman wants rules 3.5, 12.2, 54.3, and 23.4
7. Rule 23.4 usually leads to rule 3.5
8. If rule 23.4 goes into effect, proceed with current course of action or inaction.
9. Rule 89.0 will always result in future fights, there are no exceptions.
10. Rule 69 is a lie, there are no exceptions
11. In the event Rule 69 is true, exit the universe.
12. Rule 54.7 never occurs, there are no exceptions.
13. If rules 35.6 or 76.4 occur, become an hero.
