Perfect Airport Security Solution…

From my e-mail in basket this morning

Perfect Airport Security Solution…

Here’s the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:

Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. This is so simple it’s brilliant.

I can see it now. You’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, “Attention standby passengers. We have a seat available on flight number 4665….
Paging Maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4.”

Sure sounds like a win-win to me!!!!

I like the WW2 russian method of trained dogs carrying satchel charges - train the dogs a little more to pull a pin when they sniff a bomb on someone

Pull a pin, then run away fast!! LOL

LOL! Sounds like a good idea actually. Too bad they don't have the technology...it would sure beat the computerized stripping or going past second base without buying you dinner first.