Jestor's Comedy.....

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09 Dec 2010 13:19 - 09 Dec 2010 13:22 #34925 by Jestor

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Gotta tell Santa I want one for Christmas, or TOTJO Incorporation Day, which ever he celebrates.........

......THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.....

On walk-about...

Sith ain't Evil...
Jedi ain't Saints....

"Bake or bake not. There is no fry" - Sean Ching

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17 Dec 2010 06:09 #35294 by Jestor

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If you are a whiney baby, DO NOT READ....

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17 Dec 2010 06:39 #35297 by Br. John

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Thank you.

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30 Dec 2010 06:30 - 30 Dec 2010 06:34 #35676 by Jestor

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Oh man, if this doesn't ring true.... I have read it as a child, but what the hell did I know.... I was just a child....

Like the cigarette companies think, get them while the are young... when they do not know any better....

Everyone else is doin' it....

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27 Jan 2011 06:18 #36411 by Jestor

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27 Jan 2011 06:19 #36412 by Jestor

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30 Jan 2011 11:19 #36452 by Jestor

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Advice for our Admin Department....

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30 Jan 2011 11:21 #36453 by Jestor

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Thinkers Anonymous

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably, though, one thought led to another and soon I was more than just a social thinker.

I began to think alone—\"to relax,\" I told myself—but I knew it wasn’t true. I was thinking all the time. I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don’t mix, but I couldn’t stop myself.

I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read Thoreau and Kafka. I would return to the office dizzied and confused, asking, \"What is it exactly we are doing here?\"

Things weren’t going so great at home, either. One evening I had turned off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of life. She spent that night at her mother’s.

I soon had a reputation as a heavy thinker. One day the boss called me in. He said, \"Skippy, I like you, and it hurts me to say this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If you don’t stop thinking on the job, you’ll have to find another job.\" This gave me a lot to think about.

I came home early after my conversation with the boss. \"Honey,\" I confessed, \"I’ve been thinking…\" \"I know you’ve been thinking,\" she said, \"and I want a divorce!\" \"But, honey, surely it’s not that serious!\" \"It IS serious,\" she said, lower lip aquiver. \"You think as much as a college professor, and college professors don’t make any money, so if you keep on thinking we won’t have any money!\"

\"That’s a faulty syllogism,\" I said impatiently, and she began to cry. I’d had enough. \"I’m going to the library!\" I snarled as I stomped out the door. I headed for the library, in the mood for some Nietzsche, with a PBS station on the radio. I roared into the parking lot and ran up to the big glass doors….but they didn’t open. The library was closed.

To this day, I believe that a Higher Power was looking out for me that night. As I sank to the ground clawing at the unfeeling glass, simpering for Zarathustra, a poster caught my eye: ‘Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?’ it asked. You probably recognize that line. It comes from the standard Thinkers Anonymous poster. It is responsible for what I am today—a recovering thinker. I never miss a TA meeting. At each meeting we watch a non-educational video; last week it was \"Porky’s.\" Then we share experiences about how we avoided thinking since the last meeting. I still have my job, and things are a lot better at home. Life just seemed…easier, somehow, as soon as I stopped thinking.

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17 Feb 2011 05:35 - 17 Feb 2011 05:37 #36748 by Jestor

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\"There's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by youuu....\" (Ok, my singing voice doesn't translate to text... Imagine it sung by Extreme)

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25 Mar 2011 04:23 #37590 by Jestor

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