Behold, I Come Quickly
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29 Aug 2008 11:22 #18407
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Behold, I Come Quickly
The new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into the sermon his mind went blank. After a brief second of complete panic, he remembered what they had taught him in seminary about situations like this: repeat the last point. His teacher assured him this would help him remember what was supposed to come next. So he gave it a try.
\"Behold, I come quickly,\" he said. Still his mind was blank. He tried again. \"Behold, I come quickly.\" Still nothing.He tried one more time -- speaking and gesturing with such force that he fell forward, knocking the pulpit to one side, tripping over the flower pot, and falling into the lap of a little old lady in the front row.
The young preacher apologized profusely.
\"That’s all right, young man,\" said the little old lady. \"It was my fault. I should have gotten out of the way. You told me three times you were coming!\"
The new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into the sermon his mind went blank. After a brief second of complete panic, he remembered what they had taught him in seminary about situations like this: repeat the last point. His teacher assured him this would help him remember what was supposed to come next. So he gave it a try.
\"Behold, I come quickly,\" he said. Still his mind was blank. He tried again. \"Behold, I come quickly.\" Still nothing.He tried one more time -- speaking and gesturing with such force that he fell forward, knocking the pulpit to one side, tripping over the flower pot, and falling into the lap of a little old lady in the front row.
The young preacher apologized profusely.
\"That’s all right, young man,\" said the little old lady. \"It was my fault. I should have gotten out of the way. You told me three times you were coming!\"
Founder of The Order
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29 Aug 2008 11:35 #18409
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ROFL!
Good one Master John
Good one Master John
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29 Aug 2008 11:38 #18410
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BR JOHN IM SHOCKED :ohmy:
:laugh: i wouldnt expect anything less than to read one of these and
ROFLMFAO :woohoo:
:laugh: i wouldnt expect anything less than to read one of these and
ROFLMFAO :woohoo:
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29 Aug 2008 14:37 #18422
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Excellent!!!! :laugh:
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29 Aug 2008 15:01 #18425
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LMAO
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