Hosting a Jedi service in a physical building

Kyrin, you seem extra snappy this week. I sure hope venting randomly here is helping, though perhaps coming at your troubles a bit more head-on might be more effective.

A pirate buys a parrot and the shop keep warns him that the bird repeats EVERYTHING it hears. The pirate says that’s fine and still buys the bird. What could go wrong?

The first day the bird is with the pirate one of the crew falls off the ship. The pirate yells “Man overboard!” And so the parrot learns: man overboard.

A couple of days later one of the crew yells that a man got stuck up by the crows nest and the pirate yells “throw him a rope and bring him down!” And so the parrot learns: throw him a rope and bring him down.

At this point the parrot hasn’t said a single word. The pirate thinks the guy who sold him was lying and is happy with his good fortunes. Later that day the pirate sits down for dinner and takes a bite of the food and spits it out screaming “Oh damn this is hot shit!” And so the parrot learns: Oh damn this is hot shit.

Saturday night as they sail towards land to go to church, they are good pirates after all, one of the men calls out “Icebergs ahead, icebergs ahead!” They ship turns bit still hits part of it and the pirate says “Hot damm, hit a big one!” And so the bird learns: Icebergs ahead and Hot damn hit a big one.

The next day at church the pirate and his crew are sitting there listening to the preacher giving his sermon.

“Our God up in Heaven..” And out of nowhere the parrot calls out “Throw him a rope and bring him down!”

The preacher turns to the pirate “Silence that bird now!” And the parrot calls out “Damn this is hot shit!” The preacher screams at the pirate “Get out over here now!” And the parrot calls out “Man overboard!”

The preacher is so mad he is turning red. In a fit of rage he grabs his bible and cocks his arm back and the parrot calls out “Icebergs ahead, icebergs ahead!” The preacher throws the Bible at the same time a large lady in the front row stands up and turns towards the pirate and his parrot. The Bible slams into the back of the woman’s head. The parrot calls out “Hot damn hit a big one! Hot damn hit a big one!”