Great Yoda's Ear Hair! and other Jediism exclamations

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8 years 6 months ago #202600 by
As a society even if you aren't Christian you tend to use Christianity based exclamations such as "Oh my God." It's about time, I figured, that we came up with Jediism based exclamations. I'll start us off with a few.

Great Yoda's Ear Hair!
Oh the Force!
By Qui-Gon's ponytail!
May the Force Be With You. (obviously)

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8 years 6 months ago #202601 by Jestor
Oh! By the fur on Chewbacca's backside!!

On walk-about...

Sith ain't Evil...
Jedi ain't Saints....


"Bake or bake not. There is no fry" - Sean Ching


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8 years 6 months ago #202606 by
By the hand of Skywalker!!!!
Great Obi Wan's Ghost!!!!!!!
By the jowels of Jabba!!!!!!!!
What in the name of Windu!!!
Son of a saber sucker!!!!!!!!

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8 years 6 months ago #202615 by
in the immortal words of that potty mouth R2D2

BWEEEEP beeepBWAP whooooooo


whupwhup wwwwhhoooooooo

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8 years 6 months ago #202621 by
Oh, for blasting Jawas!



Um...




I can't think of any more... KARABAST!!

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8 years 6 months ago - 8 years 6 months ago #202623 by
What about the canon one, "Sithspit?"
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8 years 6 months ago - 8 years 6 months ago #202673 by OB1Shinobi
ha, this is great idea!
these might not be exactly what you meant but i actually say some of these sometimes and i think theyre fun

when i stub my toe or something;
ow!! son of a sithlord, that hurt!

when someone is doing something silly;
"lord vader does not approve" :-/

"tell it to the emperor" (instead of "tell it to the judge", which is KIND OF a saying in some of the U.S.)

thank you jar jar - when playfully teasing someone

when someone expresses undue optimism;
"thats what they said on alderan... "

when your smart phone cant or wont do what you want it to do
"its not exactly r2d2 is it"

when someone says something funny or awesome, or things are just going good in general
"the force is strong with this one!"

"Vaders vitals/eyes/helmet!"

when im having trouble getting something done i tease and encourage myself at the same time with
"well use the force luke!"

when faced with a no win situation
"id rather play chess with a wookie!"

when someone is driving like a jerk
"oh look its the millenium falcon"

i cant think of any more right now - but this is stuff i really do lol

People are complicated.
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8 years 6 months ago #203165 by

OB1Shinobi wrote:
when your smart phone cant or wont do what you want it to do
"its not exactly r2d2 is it"


I actually name all my phones Artoo in the setup phase,so I can't use that one. I liked the rest, though.

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8 years 6 months ago #203806 by
" Son of a Nexu"

"You're a poodoo"

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8 years 5 months ago #203899 by
Fun suggestion

Son of a Bantha!
Holy Hoth!
What the Force!?
Jumping Jawas!
What in Duku's name is going on here!?
By Mandalore's Helmet!
What in Jango Fett's Jumpsuit?!

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